Offensive Joke thread.

[Bayou Tiger]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

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I saw that one a while back, but lost it before I could post it lol.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[antone112]

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a brick?











You can't fuck a brick.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a brick?











You can't fuck a brick.

Actually.... you can gang bang a brick if you try hard enough.
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[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

So much has changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name. My address. And my phone number.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

The two most important holes on a woman's body are her nostrils.

Because they allow her to breathe while she's sucking your dick.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Bad pickup lines:

I've never been in a car wreck but I'd love to plow you from behind.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

A Taliban spy is arrested in America.

The spy says, "I don't understand. I can name all 50 states, all 46 presidents and recite every word in the Bill of Rights. Why do you think I'm a spy and not a real American?"

"Because there's no real American capable of doing all that!"

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

What do you call a suicide bomber with Tourette's?

A ticcing time bomb.

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

So much has changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name. My address. And my phone number.