Offensive Joke thread.

[Cave_Johnson]

People who say white people can't jump have never seen a 9/11 documentary.

Not funny. My uncle died on 9/11.

Luckily he took about 3000 infidels with him.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Why does Tom Brady like making out with twenty-nine year olds?

There's twenty of them.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

 

[Cave_Johnson]

 

[Cave_Johnson]

 

[Handicappers]

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
















None… He fell.

 

[Handicappers]

A baby seal walked into a club.

 

[Camfantasy]

 

[Schmoopy1000]

 

[TheReal_NU]

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That’s what she said

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

If your idea of hoarding gas is to put it in plastic bags and laundry hampers, you might be white.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Handicappers]

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?​

@Rex Racer can’t take a joke.

 

[Rex Racer]

What's the difference between a homeless, drug addled, AIDS riddled beggar and @Handicappers?

Nothing.

 

[douggie]

We had a solid saying growing up we used to tell our younger siblings. Just don't fuck it up and everything will be fine.

 

[batchaps4me]

We had a solid saying growing up we used to tell our younger siblings. Just don't fuck it up and everything will be fine.

My son was about 15 when he asked me why all of my stories started with "when I was about your age" an ended with "but you will go to prison for that now". I told him that we fucked it up for him.

 

[Handicappers]

What's the difference between a homeless, drug addled, AIDS riddled beggar and @Handicappers?

Nothing.

 

[Camfantasy]

 

[moxie]

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Probably cried to his daddy about it so he wouldn't be relegated to 1st loser.

 

[Bayou Tiger]