Offensive Joke thread.

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Life is like a penis.

Women make it hard without even trying.

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

If you were any more inbred, you would be a sandwich.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"I'll take triplets for a thousand, Alex."

"The answer is: Drywall, Christmas ornaments and Epstein."

"What are things that don't hang themselves?"

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

What do women and grenades have in common?

They both make loud noises when thrown out of a window.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Doctor: "Okay, Dave, this is your first prostate exam. Just relax and try to not get an erection?"

Patients: "But, doctor, my name is Steve!"

Doctor: "I know. My name is Dave."

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Rex Racer]

Couldn't take the heat anymore...had to put a pool in.

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

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and wearing the shirt to prove it! Everytime she wants something, it'll be " I just have this feeling that we need to go to the Caribbean for 2 weeks"

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]