Offensive Joke thread.

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How is being in the military like getting a blow job?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
 

A man brought some cookies to a party...​

His friend approached him later during the party. He asked for the recipe to show his wife.

"You see, the secret trick is that I put the dough in my belly button to measure out the perfect size of each cookie," he tells his friend.

"That's absolutely disgusting," says the friend.

He answers, "Oh, you're not going to like the way I make donuts then."
 
What did the Suicide Bomb Instructor say to the class?

Pay attention because I am only going to show you this once.
 
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