Offensive Joke thread.

Women are like parking spaces.

The good ones are already taken but, if you don't have any shame, you can always park it in the disabled.
 
Why can't you check out a book on how to commit suicide from the library?





Because you wouldn't bring it back.


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How does GiGi get a dog to stop fucking his leg?

I havent tried it, but he swears, if you pick them up, and suck their dick, it works every time, and sometimes daily.
 
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