Offensive Joke thread.

batchaps4me said:
Or like thumbing through a Braille Playboy.
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Oh Yeah GIF by Leroy Patterson
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio.
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batchaps4me said:
Or like thumbing through a Braille Playboy.
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The latter is probably the better figure of speech. "Watching porn on the radio" would be only slightly worse than watching it through the squiggles and there was a time when that was a pleasure and a rite of passage for any man.
 
DragonFromTo said:
The latter is probably the better figure of speech. "Watching porn on the radio" would be only slightly worse than watching it through the squiggles and there was a time when that was a pleasure and a rite of passage for any man.
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I prefer my porn come in the form of Autostereograms.
 
DragonFromTo said:
The latter is probably the better figure of speech. "Watching porn on the radio" would be only slightly worse than watching it through the squiggles and there was a time when that was a pleasure and a rite of passage for any man.
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What about a deaf person watching porn on the radio?
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio.
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True story...got pulled over between KC and Topeka many years ago...and the highway cop decided to toss my SUV. Couldn't find anything except a calendar of swimsuit chicks (from the swimsuit competition weeks before). He starts busting my balls saying that the February and June girls weren't over 18 and that he could bust me for kid porn. I laughed at this so he put me in his squad car while he continued his search.
That fucker was listening to Playboy channel on Sirius and the topic of show was hot barely legal playmates. Fucking clown.
 
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