OREGON arriving in the B1G will create changes

It's kinda creepy.


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The technology contained in them is unreal. From a safety perspective, they can monitor temperature and other health indicators. They also monitor hundreds of things the person is doing like speed, distance run, etc. They are monitored in real-time by staff, and also studied later. I've seen an article where UGA coaches had someone slow down and take a breather because they were over-extending. Likewise, they've chewed some ass when it's obvious that someone is half-assing it.

Now, the question is why a bra? It holds the technology in the optimum location and also makes sure it is connected to the GPS system into which all the data is constantly loaded.

What does the catapult vest track?


These GPS devices are able to capture over 1250 data points per second to measure how much and how hard the players are working, and players and coaches are able to analyze data such as total distance, top speed, number of sprints, sprint distance, power, load, intensity, and more.


That and boobs.
My daughters have that watch looking thing. Of course, they might be monitoring hearts of the athletes that got the cv19 jab.
 
What I have learned is now that Oregon is going to be a member of the B1G everyone in the conference is going to wear sports bras.

@OregonDucks wasnt kidding when he said big changes were coming. Next the cheerleaders will all have Adam Apples.
Oklahoma and their tranny cheerleader to the B1G is imminent ?
 
What I have learned is now that Oregon is going to be a member of the B1G everyone in the conference is going to wear sports bras.

@OregonDucks wasnt kidding when he said big changes were coming. Next the cheerleaders will all have Adam Apples.

They are super advanced sports bras that track how much calories you burn from the bouncing or something like that
 
What I have learned is now that Oregon is going to be a member of the B1G everyone in the conference is going to wear sports bras.

@OregonDucks wasnt kidding when he said big changes were coming. Next the cheerleaders will all have Adam Apples.
Dammit man it’s a kilt!!
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Oregon cheerfellas wear a different skirt (I meant kilt) combination for each football game based on what the team wears - #fashion forward!
 
The technology contained in them is unreal. From a safety perspective, they can monitor temperature and other health indicators. They also monitor hundreds of things the person is doing like speed, distance run, etc. They are monitored in real-time by staff, and also studied later. I've seen an article where UGA coaches had someone slow down and take a breather because they were over-extending. Likewise, they've chewed some ass when it's obvious that someone is half-assing it.

Now, the question is why a bra? It holds the technology in the optimum location and also makes sure it is connected to the GPS system into which all the data is constantly loaded.

What does the catapult vest track?


These GPS devices are able to capture over 1250 data points per second to measure how much and how hard the players are working, and players and coaches are able to analyze data such as total distance, top speed, number of sprints, sprint distance, power, load, intensity, and more.

That and boobs.
That answer is way too sophisticated…except the last sentence. We need an answer like a good old Georgia Bubba would say. Something like “They wear ‘em cuz they’re gay pussies.” Try harder counselor.
 
What I have learned is now that Oregon is going to be a member of the B1G everyone in the conference is going to wear sports bras.

@OregonDucks wasnt kidding when he said big changes were coming. Next the cheerleaders will all have Adam Apples.
A&M’s cheerleaders have Adam’s Apples.
 
Big changes in (less) safety are coming to all visiting team fans when you fly into Portland, Oregon. It’s unlike anywhere in the world except perhaps Eastern Ukraine.

 
Big changes in (less) safety are coming to all visiting team fans when you fly into Portland, Oregon. It’s unlike anywhere in the world except perhaps Eastern Ukraine.


Progressives at their finest... :twitch:
 
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