Oriental drivers

[Y.O.M.]

Have you seen Jersey drivers? Just as likely it's them.

 

[ill]

when I first saw this thread I had to look to see if it was in the golf forum...

 

[PeoplesChicken]

It is true Asians can’t drive.
It is also true that they should not be referred to as Orientals.

What do we call them now?

 

[HammerDown]

They can math like mofos though.

Zero doubt every Oriental driver in these videos went to UCLA.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

They called themselves a Latin term?

That seems hard to believe. Especially since they can’t say the letter L.

Orientar

 

[HammerDown]

What do we call them now?

What the offended people tell us to call them.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Back in my FN days I had an alt that was of the oriental persuasion. It killed like an A Bomb

 

[Gatorchip]

What do we call them now?

Asian-Americans. Even the ones that live in Asia and aren’t American.

 

[rsw626]

You have absolutely no way of knowing this.


They could just as easily be from Iowa.

Iowa asians?

 

[ill]

Orientar

Olientar

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Asian-Americans. Even the ones that live in Asia and aren’t American.

ok thanks for the tip

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Olientar

no irr....the L's become R's

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I love it when I see the Asian hat trick

An Asian playing on their phone while driving a Honda or Toyota

That's an All-State Mayhem commercial right there!

 

[HammerDown]

Back in my FN days I had an alt that was of the oriental persuasion. It killed like an A Bomb

Someone should totally do an account with the username kamikaze and this avi.

 

[HammerDown]

I love it when I see the Asian hat trick

An Asian playing on their phone while driving a Honda or Toyota

That's an All-State Mayhem commercial right there!

In California they all drive Prius's on the way to state university math class.

Try getting into UCLA right now. I dare you; try!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Someone should totally do an account with the username kamikaze and this avi.

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I would love to bring back Yeast of the Far East

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I would love to bring back Yeast of the Far East

But he onry speaks Orientar

 

[ill]

no irr....the L's become R's

and the R's become L's

Fa ra ra ra ra...

 

[Swurv]

How do the fresh-off-boats get a drivers license? I'm waiting for a blood test and an Asian man drives up, enters rooms, can't read English, is shown procedure by sign language. How the heck did he get a drivers license when he can't read the road signs, or handbook for that matter? I barely passed my last test and I studied the damned book! Is this hate speech to ask this?

 

[HammerDown]

and the R's become L's

Fa ra ra ra ra...

An Italian, a Scot, and an Oriental are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scot he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

And to the Chinee he says, "You're in charge of supplies."

The foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

He replies "I no hava no broom, you saida to the Chinese guy that he wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

The foreman turns to the Scot and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

He replied, "Aye, ye did lad, but ah couldnae git masel' a shuvl! Ye left thon wee Chinee mannie in charge of supplies, bit ah couldnae fin' him anywhere."

The foreman angrily storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Oriental. As he approaches the mound, he jumps out from behind the sand and yells…

"SUPPLIES!"