Padres

I know what! I'll say this and get Hammer real mad! "soCaL dOeSn'T suPpoRt bAseBalL!" - an aging, once-skilled troll
 
Titanic submersibles have more successful voyages than the Padres have wins.

How is that for troll skills, Hammer?
 
Titanic submersibles have more successful voyages than the Padres have wins.

How is that for troll skills, Hammer?
sally kohn wow GIF by The Opposite of Hate
 
San Diego is the smallest market in baseball.
San Diego is also #4 in attendance this season.

"tHeY wOn'T sUpPorT tHe pAdReS!!!" - lazy, weakass trolls
 
I've had more wins in my dating life than the Padres have on the baseball field.
 
droider has more favorite teams than the Padres have wins.....

Wait, that could still be 150 wins.
 
The Padres have more losses than this thread does?
 
The Padres use the Nebraska method* for filling seats.


*viudas y huérfanos bienvenidos
 
Padres with all their high paid players just beat a Troutless (Shocker) Ohtaniless Angels team. All is safe in So cal.
 
"SD doesn't support the Padres!!!"

"they're #4 in the league in attendance"

"Yeah, but... but... but..."

LOL @ getting bent over the 'ole Pads. :laugh:
 
Hey, I want to see the Padres succeed. After all, they're one of the Red Sox minor league affiliates.
 
Machado's looking more like his normal self. Now up to .291/.331/.496 with 7 home runs since coming off the IL
 
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