Pete Davidson and Taco Bell Commercial

[williewilliejuan]

Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

Maybe he pulls mercy fucks for his unfortunate looks?

Fuck! Now I'm not ugly enough to pull hot chicks?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

From what limited exposure I've seen of her on SNL she seems pretty funny (her Elizabeth Warren impression is really good) but holy hell those Verizon commercials are borderline unwatchable.

I just google image searched her. I'd never seen her prior to that.

Either you fuckers spend way too much time tuning into modern media, or I live under a rock.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

She was amazing in Ghostbusters.

The remake with broads? You saw that?!

I'm going with "too much modern media" for you, Mr Base.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I take that back... his use of "melty" annoys me.

Retard.

 

[steelerssb]

I just google image searched her. I'd never seen her prior to that.

Either you fuckers spend way too much time tuning into modern media, or I live under a rock.

Heh...I remembered having a binge of watching them making fun of all the primary debates during the Covid furlough. I think that was more SNL than I've seen in the last 20 years.

 

[RobBase]

what is offensive about somebody pimping a wrap filled with breakfast ingredients?

I don’t know that it’s offensive, but it’s unappealing.

Would be like if they used Amy Schumer to sell Mexi-Melts. Just, gross.

 

[Mofo]

Weird Al, Demetri Martin? Bruh. Both of those are in a completely different galaxy from Butthole Eyes.

I was being charitable. Somewhere between Carrot Top and Chelsea Peretti?

 

[Dolemite censored]

but why is this douchebag even famous?

The simple answer is he fucked a Kardashian. But that's misleading. Anybody could fuck a Kardashian.

 

[fordman84]

The simple answer is he fucked a Kardashian. But that's misleading. Anybody could fuck a Kardashian.

How was your tender night with the brother?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Bright colors induce hunger. That’s why McDonald’s uses giant yellow arches.

So using a pale spokesperson with sunken grey eyes wasn’t a great idea.

So he should be doing spots for Jack in the Box?

 

[Dolemite censored]

my generation had one similar..



and 2 live crew

Ice-T in his prime.

 

[Dolemite censored]

How was your tender night with the brother?

Straight to the homo from you. Something you want to tell the team on here?

 

[Y.O.M.]

Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

Maybe he pulls mercy fucks for his unfortunate looks?

Yeah, no...that's not how any of that works.

Dude has a big dick. I'm really not convinced it comes down to much more than that. Broads say size doesn't matter...and obviously it definitely does.

If you have BDE, and you actually have the BD part to back the E part up with, and word gets around (as it has in his case), then you can pull as much tail as you good and well please. Hot celebrities seem to literally line up to be with this dude, so even though the rest of us don't understand it, the homeless act works for him.

 

[fordman84]

Straight to the homo from you. Something you want to tell the team on here?

Pretty sure I already did

 

[fordman84]

Yeah, no...that's not how any of that works.

Dude has a big dick. I'm really not convinced it comes down to much more than that. Broads say size doesn't matter...and obviously it definitely does.

If you have BDE, and you actually have the BD part to back the E part up with, and word gets around (as it has in his case), then you can pull as much tail as you good and well please. Hot celebrities seem to literally line up to be with this dude, so even though the rest of us don't understand it, the homeless act works for him.

 

[beardown07]

Yeah, no...that's not how any of that works.

Dude has a big dick. I'm really not convinced it comes down to much more than that. Broads say size doesn't matter...and obviously it definitely does.

If you have BDE, and you actually have the BD part to back the E part up with, and word gets around (as it has in his case), then you can pull as much tail as you good and well please. Hot celebrities seem to literally line up to be with this dude, so even though the rest of us don't understand it, the homeless act works for him.

Plus the great cocaine.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pretty sure I already did

Cute, as in junior high school girl cute.

 

[fordman84]

Cute, as in junior high school girl cute.

argument lost?

 

[moxie]

The simple answer is he fucked a Kardashian. But that's misleading. Anybody could fuck a Kardashian.

He was famous before banging Kardashian. He fucked that brunette Kate chick who is a thousand times hotter than Kim.

Yeah, no...that's not how any of that works.

Dude has a big dick. I'm really not convinced it comes down to much more than that. Broads say size doesn't matter...and obviously it definitely does.

If you have BDE, and you actually have the BD part to back the E part up with, and word gets around (as it has in his case), then you can pull as much tail as you good and well please. Hot celebrities seem to literally line up to be with this dude, so even though the rest of us don't understand it, the homeless act works for him.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Hillary and that little horse-faced offspring she saddled the world with think of that song as giving women power....

That's some Wet Ass Pandering