Phrases never heard in CFB

[HammerDown]

"I mean, I totally get why Ohio State is in the playoffs this year."

 

[SJ76]

Vandy just keeps running the scoreboard up on everyone. It’s unfair

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

NO DUXXINF WAY!!!!!

 

[HammerDown]

"I don't see anything wrong with Mike Gundy's hair."

 

[HammerDown]

"A weekend in any college town? Hell, I'd probably pick Eugene."

 

[fishinabarrel]

@droider favorite team lost today

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"My favorite teams have never changed ever." - droider

 

[HammerDown]

"How can you not be a Tennessee fan when you hear their shitfaced fans singing Rocky Top?"

 

[batchaps4me]

We didn't rank Texas in the preseason because we don't think they are back.

 

[Inquisitor]

You'll never find anyone more objective about Minnesota football than FredsDeadFriend.

 

[HammerDown]

"I'm so conflicted on my favorite SEC city: Nashville or Starkville."

 

[batchaps4me]

I prefer Yell Leaders.

 

[HammerDown]

"I found Kirk Herbstreit's riveting monologue on race relations to be quite compelling."

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

UGA fans are proud to claim David Pollock as one of their own

 

[HammerDown]

"The one coach I trust most? Um, let me think... How about Jim Tressel!"

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

"Ray Goff was a hell of a good football coach."

 

[Across The Field]

"It's a good thing HD hasn't let his Ohio State obsession get the best of him."

 

[HammerDown]

"Woody got railroaded on that deal"

 

[HammerDown]

"Keith Jackson is a terrible announcer"

 

[Voltaire]

Michigan deserved a share of the 1997 championship.

Seeing how the last century is still relevant to some one here ... from 1902 "ohio state play Michigan closer than the score shows"