Phrases never heard in CFB

[TheReal_NU]

Seeing how the last century is still relevant to some one here ... from 1902 "ohio state play Michigan closer than the score shows"

*played

 

[Goldbug]

You can always tell who are the war mongering hillbillies at a football game; they are the ones who cheer when the planes fly over.

 

[Kburjr]

If it wasn't for the CFP, we'd have nothing to play for.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"The NCAA is still a relevant organization."

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

20 team conferences sound fun

 

[Kburjr]

"I'd rather die than play Illinois"

- Mike Leach (RIP, Coach)

 

[HammerDown]

"Man, I had no idea how tall Nick Saban is!"

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

"I'd rather die than play Illinois"

- Mike Leach (RIP, Coach)

Bad form, dude.

 

[Kburjr]

Bad form, dude.

Too soon?

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

Too soon?

Definitely.

 

[Kburjr]

Definitely.

Dammit, black humor doesn't fly here.

 

[batchaps4me]

Dammit, black humor doesn't fly here.

Racism ... reported.

 

[RobBase]

“Let’s be honest. All the cool kids go to Central MI, it’s not just band nerds. Stop it.”

 

[RobBase]

“I know what a Buckeye is.”

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

The Big 10 is at the forefront of offensive innovation

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I am tired of hearing about those choir boys at Miami!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Urban Meyer is both a staunch supporter of women's rights and his word is golden!

 

[HammerDown]

"Imagine how good some of those Miami teams could have been if Jimmy Johnson had let his players focus on football instead of academics"

 

[HammerDown]

"Florida would have done anything to keep Urban Meyer" - oh, wait. @ralphiewvu actually said that

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The Yell Leaders at A&M have such manly outfits!