Phrases never heard in CFB

[PeoplesChicken]

"Isn't it interesting that Urban Meyer's headaches only happen when he is in trouble?"

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

"Lane Kiffin is a man of true honor & integrity."

 

[DragonFromTo]

"No practice until everyone here is all caught up in their classwork"

 

[navamind]

"We're so lucky to be going to Boise in December to play in the Idaho Potato Bowl"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

“You know what this team needs? More white guys playing skill positions”

 

[Goldbug]

I think our ticket prices should be higher.

 

[7samurai13]

I can totally understand why Brett Beliema is married to that smoke show of a wife

We all understand why he’s married to her, and who $he i$ married to him.

 

[HammerDown]

Lots of people say that, especially to @HammerDown

 

[navamind]

The service academies throw the ball too much.

 

[navamind]

"Nothing bad ever happens to Iowa running backs"

 

[7samurai13]

Craig James did not kill any hookers.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"Why doesn't Beth Mowins get more prime time games?"

 

[jjc2009]

“Bobby Petrino is a standup guy who deserves more success.”

 

[rsw626]

"Why can't ND or USC ever get any special treatment?"

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

"The majority of fans in Ohio Stadium for today's game has one or more post-secondary degrees."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

There is no truth to the rumor that the people who chant a conference's initials are fans of bottom feeders nut hugging off the success of the top two or three teams of said conference.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

The NIL and transfer portal won't be a detriment to CFB at all.

 

[HammerDown]

"I don't believe Hammer's assertion that a corrupt cabal of SEC officials are colluding to undermine the Vanderbilt football program."

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"We could get more of these blue chip recruits if our danged admission standards at Alabama weren't so stringent!"

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

"College football is so much better now than it was back in the 1980s. Those players back then were extremely selfish & rarely played in their bowl games.