Phrases never uttered in MLB

[Bring Back The Oilers]

The bad blood between Jeter and ARod had nothing to do with their homo relationship going south.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

The best place to find the most accurate baseball news is Bob Nightengale's Twitter account.

 

[HammerDown]

"Where would we be without Cardinals fans?"

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"This game is really having a huge insurgence of new young fans!"

 

[HammerDown]

“For me, the turning point was the introduction of the DH into the AL. Since then, everything has gotten better.”

 

[ChiSoxFan]

"Milton Bradley is a sane, lucid individual."

-No one ever

 

[ChiSoxFan]

"Tony La Russa's dye job looks amazing!"

 

[HammerDown]

“Sterling Hitchcock got the credit he deserved.”

 

[HammerDown]

“Three players I know were clean: Nails Dykstra, Darryl Strawberry and Albert Pujols”

 

[Voltaire]

"This game is really having a huge insurgence of new young fans!"

Never said in Ingles, but in Espanol every day

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

The Texans Rangers win too much.

 

[HammerDown]

“One thing about Jetes: he never put himself above the team, especially that last season.”

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

No team does a better job of meeting expectations than the New York Mets.

 

[navamind]

"beloved owner Jeffrey Loria"

 

[navamind]

"closers are so humble"

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"closers are so humble"

"Especially John Rocker, what a class act."

 

[rsw626]

"No, I won't have one for the road"
- Tony La Russa

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

"Especially John Rocker, what a class act."

I literally say that all the time

 

[navamind]

"Ben Verlander totally isn't profitting from his brother's success."

 

[rsw626]

"That Chaim Bloom sure does make some good deals and makes sure to keep top talent"