Phrases never uttered in MLB

[rsw626]

"Phillies fans need to stop being so quiet"

 

[navamind]

"Wily Mo Pena crushed another offspeed pitch."

 

[rsw626]

"No, the Texas Rangers aren't the AL version of the Mets"

 

[Center Ice]

Kirk Gibson showed toughness and grittiness when he sat out an entire World Series minus one at bat due to a sore leg

Contrast to an ordinary game in the NHL.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Contrast to an ordinary game in the NHL.

Ice skating is for women. Hockey players are all Brian Boitano wannabes that weren’t talented enough so they had to settle for ice soccer

 

[Center Ice]

Ice skating is for women. Hockey players are all Brian Boitano wannabes that weren’t talented enough so they had to settle for ice soccer

Lace 'em up Nancy. Let's see how tough you really are. I say you wet yourself before you ever hit the ice.

 

[HammerDown]

"Just once in my life I'd like to see Manny Ramirez strike out on an 0-2 slider but we all know that'll never happen."

 

[navamind]

"The Marlins are your NL East champions!"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Lace 'em up Nancy. Let's see how tough you really are. I say you wet yourself before you ever hit the ice.

I’d for sure bust my ass trying to ice skate because I’m not a woman or a wannabe figure skater. Get those candy asses on the back of a pissed off bull and we’ll see how tough they are. And as the old bull rider that was training me used to say, “helmets are for pussies, son”

 

[HammerDown]

"Tony Gwynn strikes out"

 

[Kburjr]

I’d for sure bust my ass trying to ice skate because I’m not a woman or a wannabe figure skater. Get those candy asses on the back of a pissed off bull and we’ll see how tough they are. And as the old bull rider that was training me used to say, “helmets are for pussies, son”

We all can tell you never wore a helmet.

 

[Kburjr]

"Tony Gwynn strikes out"

Aside: Tony Gwynn had more 4 hit games than 2 strike out games.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

We all can tell you never wore a helmet.

Ironically I’m wearing a hard hat right now because of candy ass MSHA rules

 

[Center Ice]

I’d for sure bust my ass trying to ice skate because I’m not a woman or a wannabe figure skater. Get those candy asses on the back of a pissed off bull and we’ll see how tough they are. And as the old bull rider that was training me used to say, “helmets are for pussies, son”

While I won't dis bull riding because it is indeed a tough sport, if I am to understand your helmet statement then:


This man is a pussy:

and this little feller punching himself isn't:

Go stand in the corner.

 

[HammerDown]

While I won't dis bull riding because it is indeed a tough sport, if I am to understand your helmet statement then:


This man is a pussy:

and this little feller punching himself isn't:

Go stand in the corner.

We need more Jack Lambert on this website.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

While I won't dis bull riding because it is indeed a tough sport, if I am to understand your helmet statement then:


This man is a pussy:

and this little feller punching himself isn't:

Go stand in the corner.

When rules require it it’s one thing, when it’s optional, you better leave the helmet off, or if you’re on a vehicle the cops can’t catch like a crotch rocket or a dirt bike, turn your cap backwards and ride

 

[williewilliejuan]

“That Braun guy is a really solid dude”

 

[Center Ice]

When rules require it it’s one thing, when it’s optional, you better leave the helmet off, or if you’re on a vehicle the cops can’t catch like a crotch rocket or a dirt bike, turn your cap backwards and ride

I guess you're a hockey fan now. See.........no helmet!!!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I guess you're a hockey fan now. See.........no helmet!!!

Nope, hockey is pretty much just lacrosse, just less manly since they skate on ice like a bunch of fruits

 

[Center Ice]

Nope, hockey is pretty much just lacrosse, just less manly since they skate on ice like a bunch of fruits

A fruit like you wouldn't last 5 seconds on the ice, or on a bull.