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Geico used to have pretty good commercials IMO. Back when they did the “did the little pig cry wee wee wee all the way home” onesAnything in a car insurance or medication commercial
May cause anal leakage.Anything in a car insurance or medication commercial
Back when? It was, like, last week.Geico used to have pretty good commercials IMO. Back when they did the “did the little pig cry wee wee wee all the way home” ones
All the ones I’ve seen have been with that stupid lizardBack when? It was, like, last week.
All the ones I’ve seen have been with that stupid lizard
A gecko is a lizard.I know, but that pig was around what seems like a week ago. It was an age joke.
and, gaw dammit, he's a gecko
Geico gecko. Get it?A gecko is a lizard.
YesGeico gecko. Get it?
You get your 15% discount
I use State FarmYou get your 15% discount
May cause anal leakage.
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Did you get you Discount Doublecheck?I use State Farm
Nope. I should really change insurance providers. Aaron Rodgers is such a douche, I hate using a product he endorsesDid you get you Discount Doublecheck?
Nope. I should really change insurance providers. Aaron Rodgers is such a douche, I hate using a product he endorses
I’ve had the same since 2007, when I was 16.Who endorses what makes no difference to me. Had the same auto ins co since 1967
That's when I got mineI’ve had the same since 2007, when I was 16.