Phrases that grind your gears

[BigRedMoe]

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[Illustrious Potentate]

I get butthurt over the word “triggered” and I get triggered over the word “butthurt”

Both have ran their course and have been overused to the point they’ve lost all meaning

 

[steelerssb]

Anything in a car insurance or medication commercial

 

[DragonFromTo]

Are these the same as the phrases that get your goat? I get confused when I time-travel

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Anything in a car insurance or medication commercial

Geico used to have pretty good commercials IMO. Back when they did the “did the little pig cry wee wee wee all the way home” ones

 

[BigRedMoe]

Anything in a car insurance or medication commercial

May cause anal leakage.

 

[Kburjr]

Geico used to have pretty good commercials IMO. Back when they did the “did the little pig cry wee wee wee all the way home” ones

Back when? It was, like, last week.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Back when? It was, like, last week.

All the ones I’ve seen have been with that stupid lizard

 

[Kburjr]

All the ones I’ve seen have been with that stupid lizard

I know, but that pig was around what seems like a week ago. It was an age joke.
and, gaw dammit, he's a gecko

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I know, but that pig was around what seems like a week ago. It was an age joke.
and, gaw dammit, he's a gecko

A gecko is a lizard.

 

[Kburjr]

A gecko is a lizard.

Geico gecko. Get it?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Geico gecko. Get it?

Yes

 

[Kburjr]

Yes

You get your 15% discount

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You get your 15% discount

I use State Farm

 

[steelerssb]

May cause anal leakage.

 

[Kburjr]

I use State Farm

Did you get you Discount Doublecheck?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Did you get you Discount Doublecheck?

Nope. I should really change insurance providers. Aaron Rodgers is such a douche, I hate using a product he endorses

 

[Kburjr]

Nope. I should really change insurance providers. Aaron Rodgers is such a douche, I hate using a product he endorses

Who endorses what makes no difference to me. Had the same auto ins co since 1967

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Who endorses what makes no difference to me. Had the same auto ins co since 1967

I’ve had the same since 2007, when I was 16.

 

[Kburjr]

I’ve had the same since 2007, when I was 16.

That's when I got mine