Phrases that grind your gears

[Kburjr]

"I won this on an EBay auction"

Damn. You didn't win anything. You merely paid more for it than anyone else thought it was worth.

Humbug

 

[packerzrule]

Ping me when you are available

Let's circle back on this

 

[rsw626]

"Grind your gears"

 

[Kburjr]

"Grind your gears"

Always somebody

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

“Sir, step out of the vehicle”

Make me, motherfucker

 

[Dolemite censored]

At the end of the day.....

 

[huskers1217]

Fwiw. This thread sucks

 

[Kburjr]

Fwiw. This thread sucks

DIAF

 

[Kburjr]

“Sir, step out of the vehicle”

Make me, motherfucker

Which phrase?

 

[TechRaiderRider]

i'm calling about your car's extended warranty -

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Which phrase?

The one in quotes

 

[BigRedMoe]

“Sir, step out of the vehicle”

Make me, motherfucker

*taser sound*

 

[Inquisitor]

i'm calling about your car's extended warranty -

Excellent because my car's gears grinded and I need you to pay to fix it.

*Click*

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

*taser sound*

That’s annoying too

 

[dhoey]

Living the dream

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

“Think of the children”

Why?

 

[huskers1217]

DIAF

Let’s set up a teams meeting with @moxie where I will need you to share your screen and let me take control of it so we can discuss further

 

[Skerpokes]

"Derp"

 

[Dolemite censored]

"Nothing is everything"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"With an abundance of caution"