Phrases that Trigger People

i've been known to piss off a fella or two while saying "nice watch" when standing next to them at a set of urinals in a public restroom.
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"Dr Pepper is better than Coke"
"Chick fil A is a great company"
"let me put on this red baseball cap"
"Water is wet"
 
It doesn't come with cheese?
 
My personal favorite is:

“I’m sorry you feel that way”

mrs. willie gets a hoot out of that one.
 
Right now I am personally starting to get triggered by "these unprecedented times".
 
When a woman clearly wants your attention so you inquire & she says
"oh Nothing" (or "nevermind")

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