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The offense is finishing in the top 100 this year
#bookit
 
12-0

Will Anderson wins the Heisman and is selected number 1 overall
funny because he's going to make Bijan's heisman highlights cut when he gets stiff armed
 
Does Ohio State develop a defense that is manageable? If so, then a trip to the playoffs should be likely bc the offense is gon b gud
 
We gonna kick some boomer sooner, land thief, squat butt. Directly after that we will lose to both Land of Enchantment schools.
 
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We gonna beat the teams we definitely should. Maybe 3 of those. We gonna win a game or two against teams finish around 0.500. We gonna lose to one or two teams we have no business losing to. We gonna squeak by and barely get a pre NY bowl. Yep, pretty much like every other damn season.
 
Another year another loss after another loss after another loss + 9 of the same.
 
They punt in the Big12?
With the best punter in the conference, hell yes.

Excited Ric Flair GIF
 
8-4 and the UT fan base gets irate that Hooker doesn’t get an invite to the Heisman ceremony.
 
We have a bunch of young guys and that translates into loses.

except the punter, I think he's a Senior
 
12-0, beat Bama in the SEC when all their WRs blow out their knees.

Stetson Worthington Bennet IV wins the Heisman.
 
Honestly, hard to say right now.

The positive...roster has been largely upgraded and the coaching staff seems to actually know what it's doing. The offense should be explosive. The o-line was actually somewhat solid last year and should be as good or better this year. Putting points on the board should not be an issue. The defensive backfield is very talented.

The negative...it's a lot of new faces having to learn new teammates, coaches and systems. There isn't a lot of depth yet, so if they have to go past 2 deep in too many positions, especially on defense, they will be in trouble. The defensive backfield, while talented, is young...so they may get exploited some by veteran QB's and receivers. Hopefully, they learn quickly.

The schedule looks manageable. The biggest threats appear to be Utah, UCLA and Notre Dame. Stanford in game 2 could present problems if USC hasn't gelled enough yet. If they handle Stanford, they could very well be 6-0 going into the game @Utah.

If they stay relatively healthy, I'll say 10-2.

Caleb Williams gets invited to NY, but doesn't get the Heisman.
 
Oklahoma State

Offense: QB is elite. 4 year starter who was OPY last year in the conference. RB everyone graduated but Nixon and Richardson were scary in late game blowouts and we have two 4* freshman so we're cool. WR lots of depth and Pressly is going to be a star.

DL. Return a lot of people. Oliver Lacy and Martin Bama would kill for so if the starters stay healthy we are good. LB I think we got a grad transfer who will help but both our starters got drafted so it's a question mark. The secondary is the same. Backups were good but between the draft and losing key guys to NIL deals at Ohio State and LSU who knows?

My prediction is pain. Sanders is dominant and the secondary has Derek Mason coaching them so we fuck shit up and take the conference down. Texas is starting a RS freshman QB, OU can't hit a homerun 3 times with a coach and we expose it, Baylor has a qb we have tape on now. Kansas State gets us but that is because they have a former Nebraska qb and Kansas State QB's are our kryptonite.

11-1 with 12 against Baylor because we deserve it after last year and a NYD fuck you bowl win because the name on the jersey isn't Bama
 
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