I definitely wouldn't get pineapple on pizza today, but I'd deal with it.
Jalapeno/pepperoni/mushroom is the best, mmmmz. Gotta be thin crust though, light sauce/cheese. I hate when they pile the cheese and sauce on like it's a fucking bukkake of the crust. Like WTF. The people that want extra cheese/extra sauce need to be exterminated.
I mean... let's just all take a step back and calm down... just throwing out suggestions... I mean end of day, life is valuable... we care about people... EXCEPT THE FUCKERS THAT ASK FOR EXTRA CHEESE/SAUCE ON THEIR PIZZA FUCK THOSE FUCKERS!