Poppin naders

I miss all the good shit anymore. Wife is in recovery from gallbladder and umbilical (belly button) hernia so just been working the new gig and then taking care of her and the younger two besides ball games. The step kids come home tomorrow night from their vacation with their sperm donor after a week and a half. The tornado that will hit the inside of our house will probably be an EF5 especially in the twin stepdaughters' room.
 
No basement, just crawl space. The stairs to the 2nd story go behind the chimney. That's where the survival bag is.
I can come out there and build an underground birdhouse for you if you have the requisite funds :dhd:
 
They're back.

Tornado watch 321 until 7 PM.

Yeah, just a watch. I know.
Hey there Tornado watch neighbor.

It’s somehow not raining right now. Think we’re at about 5 inches since yesterday morning.
 
My cousins wedding reception is tonight. Outside.

Got a wild guess I’m dropping off a card and some money. That’s about it.
 
Auntie Em...Auntie Em...
Wizard Of Oz Toto GIF
 
BTW, fuck COPD. Fucking humidity it trying to kill me. Can't get a decent breath outside. Go breathless in 5 minutes.
 
I only despise the snow and ice. The humidity sucks if you don't get any storms with it. Why I want to be a nomad in retirement.
You’ve got that right on humidity and storms. It’s about the only reprieve in a Florida summer…..the almost daily storms.

Only trick to that is if the storms are too early than the situation is worse once they leave. But if it’s after 4:00 or so it’s generally going to be a breezy evening with the humidity blown away.
 
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