Possible reasons why Mark Jackson isn't an NBA head coach

Which is the most likely reason why Mark Jackson can't get hired in the NBA

  • Cheated on his wife with a stripper, publicly blackmailed by the hooker and her pimp

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • Shockingly immoral and unfaithful while being a loud, proud born-again minister

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • forced John Stockton, the most popular Jazz player ever, into retirement via a disgraceful coup

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • barred Jerry West, Jim Barnett (beloved TV guy) from Warriors practices because they criticized him

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • barred everyone from Warriors practices so no one could witness insane shit he said to the players

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • told Harrison Barnes' teammates that he was demon possessed

    Votes: 7 77.8%
  • can't stop releasing videos standing on street corners in LA conducting bizarre Pentecostal revivals

    Votes: 7 77.8%
  • because he's a lying, hypocritical sack of filthy, immoral shit and a terrible head coach

    Votes: 7 77.8%
  • it's an NBA conspiracy because he's black; the NBA won't hire black guys

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Total voters
    9
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Kendrick Perkins says it's racism. Because, you know, the NBA is prejudiced against black guys. Black guys have a hard time getting a job in the NBA. It's mainly white guys in the NBA. Because the NBA is... racist.

:facepalm:

PS - sorry, I'm not besmirching potato salad by putting it in the same poll as this piece of shit
 
Because he pissed off the one organization that was willing to give him a chance, by being an asshole to pretty much everyone.

The most telling thing, imo, is that I haven't even heard of him being offered an assistant coaching job as a way to get back to a head coaching position like Kidd got with the Lakers and Lue with the Clippers.

When a guy who actually did a solid job by getting what had been a terrible franchise to the playoffs, isn't even getting that, he's pissed off the wrong person and everyone knows about it.
 
wait, wait....he releases videos of himself standing on street corners in Los Angeles, conducting Pentecostal revivals??
 
wait, wait....he releases videos of himself standing on street corners in Los Angeles, conducting Pentecostal revivals??
Yeah, Youtube it. You'll never think of him the same again.

Keep in mind that when it was filmed, he was knee-deep in an extortion scheme by a hooker he had cheated on his wife with and her pimp.
 
Yeah, Youtube it. You'll never think of him the same again.

Keep in mind that when it was filmed, he was knee-deep in an extortion scheme by a hooker he had cheated on his wife with and her pimp.
Mama! Thurrr goes that MAN!!!!!
 

First 5ish minutes
 
Yeah, Youtube it. You'll never think of him the same again.

Keep in mind that when it was filmed, he was knee-deep in an extortion scheme by a hooker he had cheated on his wife with and her pimp.

I could only make It through about 20 seconds

He's a really bad preacher
 
Kendrick Perkins says it's racism. Because, you know, the NBA is prejudiced against black guys. Black guys have a hard time getting a job in the NBA. It's mainly white guys in the NBA. Because the NBA is... racist.

:facepalm:

PS - sorry, I'm not besmirching potato salad by putting it in the same poll as this piece of shit
Because he’s a shit coach and a terrible employee and no one want to hear him talk so he can listen to his own voice.
 
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