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When I was 14 I bought one at a 4th of July sale. I loved that bed. When we got married 30 years ago my parents gave us their's. Our cat kept sticking its claws in it. All in all, I wished I still had one.
My older brother gave me his when he went to college. I loved that fucking bed.

I think it’s still in storage in my parents’ basement and I’ve considered setting it up, but;

1) there’s no way Mrs Redfoot would go for it, and

2) I’m afraid it would be like when I fondly remember the Burger King Whoppers of my youth, only to try one and wonder what the fuck was wrong with me.
 
 
When I was 14 I bought one at a 4th of July sale. I loved that bed. When we got married 30 years ago my parents gave us their's. Our cat kept sticking its claws in it. All in all, I wished I still had one.

My older brother gave me his when he went to college. I loved that fucking bed.

I think it’s still in storage in my parents’ basement and I’ve considered setting it up, but;

1) there’s no way Mrs Redfoot would go for it, and

2) I’m afraid it would be like when I fondly remember the Burger King Whoppers of my youth, only to try one and wonder what the fuck was wrong with me.
I only slept on one once and the freaking heater was broken and it was cold as ice the whole night. I did not find the experience pleasant.

I will say this the last thing I would do is fill up a 30 year old water bed and assume it wouldn't have mold and still be viable. That sounds like a very bad idea.
 
I only slept on one once and the freaking heater was broken and it was cold as ice the whole night. I did not find the experience pleasant.
I'm glad that happened to you.
I will say this the last thing I would do is fill up a 30 year old water bed and assume it wouldn't have mold and still be viable. That sounds like a very bad idea.
Well fuck you. I'm gonna fill it up, break the heater and make you sleep in it.
 
I'm glad that happened to you.

Well fuck you. I'm gonna fill it up, break the heater and make you sleep in it.
I’ve got something interesting to look forward to.

Are you going to set it up at a Jason’s Deli?
 
My older brother gave me his when he went to college. I loved that fucking bed.

I think it’s still in storage in my parents’ basement and I’ve considered setting it up, but;

1) there’s no way Mrs Redfoot would go for it, and

2) I’m afraid it would be like when I fondly remember the Burger King Whoppers of my youth, only to try one and wonder what the fuck was wrong with me.
My wife called ours the dead sea. Not sure why...
 
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