Post your dark and tasteless puns

[PeoplesChicken]

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions

 

[PeoplesChicken]

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

 

[Batman]

A brother bleeds
Another blames
The mother for the labor pains
Fresh from sowing
Seed the growing
Bastard child now contains

 

[PeoplesChicken]

A brother bleeds
Another blames
The mother for the labor pains
Fresh from sowing
Seed the growing
Bastard child now contains

I think this is more of a limerick?

 

[Batman]

I think this is more of a limerick?

Yeah I thought about that.

But there are some double-meanings in the words that is pun-like.
Its kinda poem/pun/dark/esoteric -ish.

I could give some context but I think I'll just let it be.

 

[Kburjr]

Yeah I thought about that.

But there are some double-meanings in the words that is pun-like.
Its kinda poem/pun/dark/esoteric -ish.

I could give some context but I think I'll just let it be.

"There will be an answer, let it be"

 

[Inquisitor]

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her

I'll give you an A- for that.

 

[douggie]

Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

 

[Inquisitor]

Necrophilia: it's a dying art.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Job site, toilet humor

Here I sit tired and dirty trying to shit until 330