Pretty sure I’m on my way to hell…..and if you laugh. You can join me

[Illustrious Potentate]

Reminds me of the time a hearse en route to the cemetery hit my brother’s power company truck head on while my brother was pulled over on the side of the road

Thread 'My brother had a shitty day'

May 5, 2022

He’s a lineman for one of the electric companies. He was pulled over on the side of the road in his boom truck to let a funeral procession go by when the driver of the hearse had something happen to him and plowed right into my brother’s parked truck. He said the family and friends in the procession were hysterical. Bad deal for all involved. But as someone who wasn’t there, I have to laugh a little bit about the absurdity of the situation

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[rsw626]

should've hired these guys

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Who's uh... funeral is it?

Yours!

 

[Center Ice]

should've hired these guys

Where are all the white women at?

 

[Hu War Yu]

t was to keep the other "family" he had out. His oldest boy arranged it and I think none of the guys daughters or wife knew about them. They were were straight ass Italian and the other family not so much and easy to spot....

So they were a bit darker of skin??

 

[batchaps4me]

Good thing the casket didn't pop open. That would have been really bad.

I want a closed casket with Pop Goes the Weasel played on loop.

 

[Godstree]

So they were a bit darker of skin??

So you knew them?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Asshole. I just checked videos. And it’s there

“I fucked my gfs mom at her husbands funeral”

I mean, who among us hasn't had that fantasy at some point?

amirite @Red_Alert ?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

So they were a bit darker of skin??

Laotian?

 

[Red_Alert]

Asshole. I just checked videos. And it’s there

“I fucked my gfs mom at her husbands funeral”

I mean, who among us hasn't had that fantasy at some point?

amirite @Red_Alert ?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Yeah,

I've never had a girlfriend's mother who was hot during the time I was dating their daughters. They might have been killer back in the 50's, or something, but...

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Where are all the white women at?

I think that is the same tribe who ate Biden's grandfather....

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I've never had a girlfriend's mother who was hot during the time I was dating their daughters.

Bruh....that's how you gage what the GF gunna look like in twenty years.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Bruh....that's how you gage what the GF gunna look like in twenty years.

Of course, which is why I never married any of those chicks

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Of course, which is why I never married any of those chicks

That's a winner!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

should've hired these guys

I think that is the same tribe who ate Biden's grandfather....

 

[redseat]