Products you have too much of 1 year after the quarantine??

But it won't start a fire.

The government should fund a study on this.
depends on how many lumens yer talkin

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they should be outlawed.

I don't want someone else blowing on something I am about to eat.
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speaking of which, tomorrow's my birthday and I can't wait to blow on food someone else is about to eat.

pandemic's over, bitches.
GODDAMMIT! I don't even have a cake rating!! What a rip off this joint is!
 
Trash, yard waste, habitat burns, rope ends, lanterns, campfires, grill, neighbor's house (ok, that's a lie) thread ends, ticks...

Had enough yet?
One hitters
 
Booze.

I don’t drink liquor, but I bought a dozen bottles, just in case.

still have 7-8 boxes of fettuccine. And a couple angel hair.

God knows how many jars of green beans I’m sitting on from canning last summer. And they’re planting the field across the road today, with green beans for Gerber. Won’t need to restock, but will.
 
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Trash, yard waste, habitat burns, rope ends, lanterns, campfires, grill, neighbor's house (ok, that's a lie) thread ends, ticks...

Had enough yet?
whatever you say, Bear Grills.
 
Booze.

I don’t drink liquor, but I bought a dozen bottles, just in case.

still have 7-8 boxes of fettuccine. And a couple angel hair.

God knows how many jars of green beans I’m sitting on from canning last summer. And they’re planting the field across the road today, with green beans for Gerber. Won’t need to restock, but will.
I love how you just help yourself to community gardens. You walk around in a fucking smoking jacket for cryin' out loud
 
Trash, yard waste, habitat burns, rope ends, lanterns, campfires, grill, neighbor's house (ok, that's a lie) thread ends, ticks...

Had enough yet?

I burn trash and yard waste in my burn pit, but I don't start it with a little pocket lighter, I get it buzzing with a propane torch I keep in my garage. Same with campfires.

What kind of grill do you have that you would light with a pocket lighter?

Rope & thread ends? Daily? The hell you using so much rope and thread for? Your last name isn't Gacy, is it?

Lanterns? You must live REALLY out in the sticks if you don't even have electricity or battery-operated illumination...

Ticks? Okay, that's ONE good reason to keep a pocket lighter on you.
 
I burn trash and yard waste in my burn pit, but I don't start it with a little pocket lighter, I get it buzzing with a propane torch I keep in my garage. Same with campfires.

What kind of grill do you have that you would light with a pocket lighter?

Rope & thread ends? Daily? The hell you using so much rope and thread for? Your last name isn't Gacy, is it?

Lanterns? You must live REALLY out in the sticks if you don't even have electricity or battery-operated illumination...

Ticks? Okay, that's ONE good reason to keep a pocket lighter on you.
AND BIRTHDAY CAKES, DAMMIT!!
 
I bought every case of Astroglide in town when this all started, thinking that folks being at home more would mean more fucking and fapping.

How much is it going for where you live? I’m all out. :gaah:
 
I burn trash and yard waste in my burn pit, but I don't start it with a little pocket lighter, I get it buzzing with a propane torch I keep in my garage. Same with campfires.

What kind of grill do you have that you would light with a pocket lighter?

Rope & thread ends? Daily? The hell you using so much rope and thread for? Your last name isn't Gacy, is it?

Lanterns? You must live REALLY out in the sticks if you don't even have electricity or battery-operated illumination...

Ticks? Okay, that's ONE good reason to keep a pocket lighter on you.
I don't every single one daily but it is a rare day I don't do at least one.

The lanterns are on the porches and patio. I use a charcoal grill. I have brush and stumps to burn. It's just a tool I keep handy.

Also have a balky ignitor on the kitchen stove. So probably use it there daily.
 
I don't every single one daily but it is a rare day I don't do at least one.

The lanterns are on the porches and patio. I use a charcoal grill. I have brush and stumps to burn. It's just a tool I keep handy.

Also have a balky ignitor on the kitchen stove. So probably use it there daily.
fucking backneck motherfucker.
 
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