Refusing to admit it's MONDAY

Fish said:
Reminds of the guy who haughtily told me:

I don't smoke

Well just weed
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I always like when alcoholics say they only smoke when they drink

you drink all the time too!
 
Bender said:
i mean, it really is the perfect time. wearing of masks is not out of place, large gatherings still take place if you want to go for mass casualties, or if you prefer to spend time with your intended, the social distancing provides for that too. a cornucopia of options no matter your preference.
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okay, i guess i need to amend this to state, it should be a perfect time to execute if you have at least one working brain cell.

 
Bender said:
okay, i guess i need to amend this to state, it should be a perfect time to execute if you have at least one working brain cell.

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Bitch, please...
 
Ok now I can't find the baggie with all the faucet washers in it. I actually try to do something and the world conspires against me.
 
Fish said:
Ok now I can't find the baggie with all the faucet washers in it. I actually try to do something and the world conspires against me.
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Your wife hid them.
 
Fish said:
She obviously did.

Seems counter productive to me.

She'd like me to fix it.
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Blame Gunner.

The other night I busted Mr. Kobe throwing away Ziploc bags that he was supposed to wash. He blamed the kids...as if our kids are ever proactive enough to throw anything away on their own accord.
 
Somebody's got a case of the Mondays
 
kobesgame said:
Blame Gunner.

The other night I busted Mr. Kobe throwing away Ziploc bags that he was supposed to wash. He blamed the kids...as if our kids are ever proactive enough to throw anything away on their own accord.
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Umm, why would you wash them? just throw them out and get new ones. fucking huxtables over here recycling ziploc bags.
 
Bender said:
Umm, why would you wash them? just throw them out and get new ones. fucking huxtables over here recycling ziploc bags.
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It isn’t about cost...it’s about reusing plastic whenever possible, you heathen.
 
kobesgame said:
Blame Gunner.

The other night I busted Mr. Kobe throwing away Ziploc bags that he was supposed to wash. He blamed the kids...as if our kids are ever proactive enough to throw anything away on their own accord.
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I found it. In the drawer where it belongs. Don't know how I missed it.

Other things I found first
Box of 500 pellets for a .357 revolver lookalike co2 pellet pistol I bought for my son when he was 10, he's 44 now.
Cable crimpers
50 (ok just seemed like that many) garden hose splices
8 bbq lighters
miniature channel locks
One 7/16 socket
 
kobesgame said:
It isn’t about cost...it’s about reusing plastic whenever possible, you heathen.
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haven't used one in years. plenty of better reusable options out there.
 
Bender said:
Umm, why would you wash them? just throw them out and get new ones. fucking huxtables over here recycling ziploc bags.
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she's a treehugger
 
Attempting to make beer cheese soup tonight for the first time. I’ll be so happy if it tastes good. I love beer cheese soup.
 
Bender said:
haven't used one in years. plenty of better reusable options out there.
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we use them more than I would like too, but I have worked on reducing single use items in general.
 
kobesgame said:
Attempting to make beer cheese soup tonight for the first time. I’ll be so happy if it tastes good. I love beer cheese soup.
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that does sound good
 
Fish said:
I washed one once. Drying it was a problem. Never did it again.
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You turn it inside out, wash it, and leave it in the strainer. Cleaned and dried by morning.
 
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