Rihanna chosen for 2022-2023 Super Bowl halftime show

This is my Super Bowl halftime:

"Fast forward 30 minutes".

PVR does the rest.
 
...And again, the internet goes on a "where's our rock/metal halftime show?" kick.

:facepalm:

...Folks, the reason an extravagant halftime show exists is to get people who don't give a fuck about football to watch the broadcast. The primary target demographic for the halftime show is females age 12-30. Rihanna is much more likely to reel in those non-football viewers than Metallica. It ain't about showcasing the best music, it's about maximizing income.
 
Well it's been a few years since someone got naked during halftime so the NFL was due
I think she needs tp bring Shakira with her!!!

ShakiraRihanna.jpg
 
...And again, the internet goes on a "where's our rock/metal halftime show?" kick.

:facepalm:

...Folks, the reason an extravagant halftime show exists is to get people who don't give a fuck about football to watch the broadcast. The primary target demographic for the halftime show is females age 12-30. Rihanna is much more likely to reel in those non-football viewers than Metallica. It ain't about showcasing the best music, it's about maximizing income.

 
...And again, the internet goes on a "where's our rock/metal halftime show?" kick.

:facepalm:

...Folks, the reason an extravagant halftime show exists is to get people who don't give a fuck about football to watch the broadcast. The primary target demographic for the halftime show is females age 12-30. Rihanna is much more likely to reel in those non-football viewers than Metallica. It ain't about showcasing the best music, it's about maximizing income.
I am so glad the NFL stopped trying to sell me shit.
 
Does she still make music? I figured she's be fat, and just lounging around smokin' blunts all day by now.
 
Who? And don’t care, won’t watch it anyhow
 
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