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Jake Gyllenhaal set to star in new version of Roadhouse
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The greatest ridiculous movie of all time.Jake Gyllenhaal set to star in new version of Roadhouse
Imagine the pitch to the producers…
”Our hero is a bouncer”
”So you are making a Flubber remake?”
”No, not that kind of ‘bouncer’. A bouncer, like working the door at a bar.”
”OK. So who are you looking to star? Sly? Arnold?”
”No, no. Have you ever seen ‘Dirty Dancing’? We want THAT guy.”
”The dancer?”
”Um, yeah. The dancer.”
”Well, alright. So you have a dancer working the door of a bar. Is this a love story? A musical?”
”No. Not at all. He is a high end bouncer who gets paid lots of money to clean up the scene. He is a one-man A-Team.”
”He is a Viet Nam vet? And a dancer?”
”No. In this movie, he isn’t a dancer. And we won’t mention anything about any potential military background.”
”So the guy from ‘Dirty Dancing”, who isn’t a dancer, is like a one-man A-Team, but with no military background?”
”Essentially, yeah.”
”OK. So this takes place in New York? Chicago? LA?”
”No. it takes place in Kentucky, Tennessee, something like that. Back woods, small town.”
”So a small town bar can afford a high end, A-Team like one-man gang (who is not a dancer) to come work their door? Why do they need someone like that?”
”The local drug dealer is essentially a cartel in and of himself, and uses this bar as his hub of distribution.”
”In bum-fuck Tennessee?”
”Well, yeah.”
”And this bar is worth saving? Why doesn’t the bar owner just cut his losses and sell to the big bad?”
”Because the bar needs to be there for the people. The moral fiber of the town needs to be saved.”
”With a bar?”
”Well, um, yeah.”
”Sounds GREAT! How much do you need?”
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Dude unless you pasted this from some other source I love the creativity you put into this
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Well, I'm not a bull dyke, and they're the only ones who don't like Roadhouse.Soooo I am deducing that you are a fan of the original?
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I hope they bring back the Jeff Healy Band
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Hollywood can't seem to come up with anything new that's watchable.Jake Gyllenhaal set to star in new version of Roadhouse
I love the sheer absurdity of that movie like there’s such a thing as a “high end” bouncer that regular people have heard of. Who’s getting the Kelly Lynch role? Can’t be Heath Ledger.
That’s gonna be a tough ask.