Rockin' Monday Thread

Target Field has amazing food. My favorites from 2019 when I was last there were burnt ends, pork belly sandwich, Cuban sandwich, and poutine.
Hey does Target Field have a place where you can buy beverages? I heard they also do this in Texas and think this might catch on elsewhere
 
I think my favorite ballpark food ever was at Citi Field. Had elote first and a couple innings later had sushi.

I can eat cheap hot dogs and shitty popcorn at home whenever I want.
 
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Seriously, Champ. Any dude who says he wouldn’t probably makes eye contact while giving blowjobs.
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Hey does Target Field have a place where you can buy beverages? I heard they also do this in Texas and think this might catch on elsewhere
I heard they might start selling them next year. But that’s just a rumor.
 
I think my favorite ballpark food ever was at Citi Field. Had elote first and a couple innings later had sushi.

I can eat cheap hot dogs and shitty popcorn at home whenever I want.
Apparently the rats at Citi Field are as big as buffalo

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I heard they might start selling them next year. But that’s just a rumor.
I have suggested that the Cleveland Baseball Team put in a slide what flows with hot fudge
 
You know she would want to talk even if it were just bumping uglies. I would like to think you would do the honorable thing and bring duct tape
Oh, absolutely! And, worst case, you know I always have some spare tube socks lying around that I could stuff in her yapp.
 
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@kobesgame last birthday party
 
somebody F8cked up for sure.
Yeah, it's been happening a lot. Our company is restructuring slightly after we lost a big contract and had to reallocate people (we're signing two new ones this month, going to be fun) and some stuff just gets lost in the shuffle.
 
Yeah, it's been happening a lot. Our company is restructuring slightly after we lost a big contract and had to reallocate people (we're signing two new ones this month, going to be fun) and some stuff just gets lost in the shuffle.
You are signing 2 new people?

@basement bias i would highly recommend
 
You are signing 2 new people?

@basement bias i would highly recommend

Nah, two new contracts with new companies. Boss is gleeful, I hope he's right about work pouring in. I have a goddamn wedding to save for, not to mention the house prices in the area are skyrocketing because people can now telecommute thanks to COVID, so they're all coming here.

Fucking assholes.
 
Nah, two new contracts with new companies. Boss is gleeful, I hope he's right about work pouring in. I have a goddamn wedding to save for, not to mention the house prices in the area are skyrocketing because people can now telecommute thanks to COVID, so they're all coming here.

Fucking assholes.
If you like, I can refer you to someone adept at destroying community property values and driving people out of town. Some of his previous work included Duluth, Minot, and St. Paul

@Flavortown Tebow
 
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Nah, two new contracts with new companies. Boss is gleeful, I hope he's right about work pouring in. I have a goddamn wedding to save for, not to mention the house prices in the area are skyrocketing because people can now telecommute thanks to COVID, so they're all coming here.

Fucking assholes.
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House prices are skyrocketing pretty much everywhere
 
If you like, I can refer you to someone adept at destroying community property values and driving people out of town

@Flavortown Tebow

My parents' place is worth more than twice what they paid for it 21 years ago. We could easily afford what they paid for the house then, and then some! We just can't afford what they're charging now near the schools we like. So we're looking at some second- and third-bests, and it's looking like I'm going to have a long commute FML.
 
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