Rocks Tuesday A.M thread of awesome banter and ideological discussion

Darrell Green Fan said:
So I needed pliers to open a fruit cup, cereal is now much harder to open as well. I asked my cousin about that as she worked for Kelloggs, she said it's cheaper. Someone has to explain to me how adding twice the glue is less expensive.
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What I'll explain to you is that your cousin didn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you that you've become an old, weak, pussy.

Pliers to open a fruit cup? Dios mio, bro. Time to pick up a dumbbell.
 
last night my dog killed one mouse and cornered another under a rock. Took dog inside because it was getting dark and bugs were coming out, shortly after noticed mouse getting out from under rock and running away. Dog came out later that night, and followed his trail right to fence where he couldn't track him any longer
 
Gatorchip said:
If @ill dated her, do you think he would get to second base? We are still trying to hook him up.
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In 2015 I organized a boys-only trip for three life-long friends in Nashville. Nashville from Friday - Sunday is better known as Pussyville. The only reason any man doesn't get any at least from Friday to Sunday is he's flat out refusing.

Upon this basis, the very first day of the trip, we head out and I tell my one little short, ugly buddy "we're getting you laid this week if it's the last thing we do, Smalls." We had a suite at the Omni downtown and mentioning that to any of the myriad bachelorette parties translates to "you girls want to come up and have some cocktails in the suite?" We paraded past him cute girls, ugly girls, fat girls, skinny girls, married girls, single girls, pregnant girls, even a girl with an eye patch.

We never got Smalls laid.
 
PnkPanther said:
last night my dog killed one mouse and cornered another under a rock. Took dog inside because it was getting dark and bugs were coming out, shortly after noticed mouse getting out from under rock and running away. Dog came out later that night, and followed his trail right to fence where he couldn't track him any longer
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Pit mix right?

Already has the thirst for blood.
 
Rock Strongo said:
im a van hagar vs halen guy. get into arguments with my band friends all the time.

hagar was the better band, musically, IMO.
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After seeing pics of your beloved, I don’t doubt you one little bit.
 
Rock Strongo said:
im a van hagar vs halen guy. get into arguments with my band friends all the time.

hagar was the better band, musically, IMO.
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Love Sammy and Dave both but Sammy is about the nicest, most genuine guy in the world and has 10x more talent without cocaine than Dave.

Such a damn shame that Eddie was such a miserable drunk and that Alex did whatever he said.
 
HammerDown said:
In the top pic, the girl in the middle he was referring to with the impish smile and freckles.

A weekend with her wouldn't hurt my feelings one damn bit.
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sam. yup.

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HammerDown said:
She looks like T-R-O-U-B-L-E!
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she is. shes what triggered me to start working out. took one look at her 3 years ago and said "i want that".

4th of july party, i got there at 11 am. sam, her cousin (my boys dime wife) and kerri (in the pic with suzy, showed her a ton) only ones there, all in 2 pieces. sam comes right up to me, puts her hands on my chest and says "hey, we were just talking about you. great job on the body" and slapped my ass as she walked away.

been enamored ever since. oh, and she looks hot AF riding the pool bull

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