Rocks Wednesday morning eyes closed, arm swinging thread of civilized discourse

Following yesterday's "I'm just looking for a swimsuit model that wants to smoke weed and eat mushrooms with me to have my children" thread, I find this take amusing.
I was only able to give you a funny rating, we have no hilariousirony rating.
 
What’s higher than a King shit? Because that’s what I’m going to have after this Taco John’s.
 
Following yesterday's "I'm just looking for a swimsuit model that wants to smoke weed and eat mushrooms with me to have my children" thread, I find this take amusing.

I too was confused by his requirements for a female.

- Hot
- Quality
- Does drugs all the time.


Pick 1. 2 is a unicorn. 3 is sci-fi
 
Following yesterday's "I'm just looking for a swimsuit model that wants to smoke weed and eat mushrooms with me to have my children" thread, I find this take amusing.
yeah, you dont smoke pot at all.

jackie was the local drunk. lived at a local bar called TD's. known her for years. shed be out til 2 am, and has a son at home. single mom.

people with your mentality piss me off. its not remotely close.
 
I too was confused by his requirements for a female.

- Hot
- Quality
- Does drugs all the time.


Pick 1. 2 is a unicorn. 3 is sci-fi
i will correct this:

- someone i find attractive (can be a variety of things)
- a woman with a job
- a woman i can smoke with (its called a girl whos "down")

not that much to ask for i think is it? how is that confusing?
 
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i will correct this:

- someone i find attractive (can be a variety of things)
- a woman with a job
- a woman i can smoke with (its called a girl whos "down")

not that much to ask for i think is it? how is that confusing?

so your friend only hits one of those... and having a job isn't guaranteed in this climate.
 
so your friend only hits one of those... and having a job isn't guaranteed in this climate.
yup, she hits one. she has a job (and doesnt make a lot). dude, you know how many women ive had to support over the years?

yeah, i dont want to do that anymore.
 
Yes, because some manchildren need to have their facebooks and thus use it to organize the local hockey leagues on it.

Like a quarter of the players have fake accounts but the organizers wont fucking listen about switching platforms.
And then you use it for things other than your hockey leagues, like looking at political posts and comments. Hahaha...terrible troll.
 
yup, she hits one. she has a job (and doesnt make a lot). dude, you know how many women ive had to support over the years?

yeah, i dont want to do that anymore.
Well if you want a pretty one just get ready to supporting her, I mean we've all seen your pic.
 
yeah, you dont smoke pot at all.

jackie was the local drunk. lived at a local bar called TD's. known her for years. shed be out til 2 am, and has a son at home. single mom.

people with your mentality piss me off. its not remotely close.

I had friend with a mom like that in HS. She hung out most of the day at bar called Babes. Not sure why it's called babes so no actual babes hung out there. Still in business
 
yup, she hits one. she has a job (and doesnt make a lot). dude, you know how many women ive had to support over the years?

yeah, i dont want to do that anymore.
HAD to? Who was forcing you to do it? And if you cite child support....hahaha.

And didn’t you post yesterday you’d love a sugar mama?
 
yup, she hits one. she has a job (and doesnt make a lot). dude, you know how many women ive had to support over the years?

yeah, i dont want to do that anymore.
Yeah, that's always been a big one for me. If you can fully support yourself to have a good life, I'm not dating you.
 
What’s higher than a King shit? Because that’s what I’m going to have after this Taco John’s.

Potato ole's are the best.
Despite just having TJ's monday, I'm craving a meat and potato burrito
 
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