Rowdy Rowdy Wednesday morning

why not get one from a shelter? Please don't seriously consider a puppy mill...
Can I get a brand new schnauzer puppy in the color I want from a shelter? If not, then the puppy mill it is.
 
There are a half dozen dogs on our side of the block, not counting mine. I see one or two of them get walked once or twice a month.

Mine get walked daily, sometimes twice.

Dogs are a responsibility, and I'm not even talking about picking up poop.
I'm so glad we have 5 acres so we don't have to walk our dogs every day anymore.
 
Be prepared to be the one taking care of the dogs. I’ve got two dogs that my kids had to have. The girls do feed them, but I’m the only one who cleans up the poop. They also barely play with the dogs now that they’re no longer puppies.
I think I'll have Mrs Redfoot and the kids sign a contract that says if at any point, I'm doing more that 40% of the work, we will immediately abandon the dog by some railroad tracks and then it can go to one of these shelters that @ill's so excited about.
 
Can I get a brand new schnauzer puppy in the color I want from a shelter? If not, then the puppy mill it is.
Don't do it! You don't need some Amish genetic train wreck dog. I can make you one with my 3D printer
 
I think I'll have Mrs Redfoot and the kids sign a contract that says if at any point, I'm doing more that 40% of the work, we will immediately abandon the dog by some railroad tracks and then it can go to one of these shelters that @ill's so excited about.
@ill likes certified used dogs
 
Can I get a brand new schnauzer puppy in the color I want from a shelter? If not, then the puppy mill it is.
you are more likely to get a dog that needs medical care if you get it from some puppy mill where all the dogs are inbred fucktards.
 
Shelter dogs are horrible, never again fuckin talk about emotional baggage, better to just put em down
jesus christ GIF
 
you are more likely to get a dog that needs medical care if you get it from some puppy mill where all the dogs are inbred fucktards.
I'm done with all that medical care nonsense. Little dude's on a lifetime medical budget of his shots plus $500. Any more than that and it's to the aforementioned railroad tracks for him.
 
I'm done with all that medical care nonsense. Little dudes on a lifetime medical budget of his shots plus $500. Any more than that and it's to the aforementioned railroad tracks for him.
be a man and Old Yeller him if that's how you feel.

or just don't get a dog if it is financially hurting you
 
be a man and Old Yeller him if that's how you feel.

or just don't get a dog if it is financially hurting you
Shots + $500 or:

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I don't think you'd be able to do that
Pretty sure a well placed stomp would at least break a leg if not a hip. From there, they're only about 15-20 pounds so getting it into the dumpster wouldn't be a big deal.
 
I'm so glad we have 5 acres so we don't have to walk our dogs every day anymore.
Awesome. New dog park a couple miles down the road is good for that. Let the lab run till he drops.
 
FTR, I wouldn't get a dog from a puppy mill (or a shelter), I would never abandon a pet, and I would absolutely never stomp on one or throw it in a dumpster.

I just knew it would wind @ill up.
 
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