Runny eggs and chewy bacon....

ojb81 said:
i mean, to each his own, and those others all sound great (minus the hog jowl), but...fried balogna? you'd eat fried balogna over bacon??

sorry, that's just sad.
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I’m not talking about the packs of bologna you buy at the grocery store. Thick cut bologna is good. Boars Head makes the best IMO
 
Nosferatu said:
I prefer flour tortillas with huevos rancheros
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ill think about it winona ryder GIF
i'll allow it season 3 GIF by Black Sails
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’m not talking about the packs of bologna you buy at the grocery store. Thick cut bologna is good. Boars Head makes the best IMO
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right, i get that, and i DO like a bologna sandwich with quality stuff, but, i can't choose bologna over bacon as far as a breakfast meal is concerned. i just can't.
 
HammerDown said:
Very nice. I love those but am trying to drink only water right now. Not near as fun!
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I’ve gotta have caffeine in the mornings and I don’t drink coffee. It’s water all day at work, when the dog days of summer set in, I might mix in a Lemon-Lime Gatorade
 
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Coffee.

You have to be aggressive when ordering eggs. Let them know you're not fucking around and you don't mind eating some spit or pubes. OVER EASY WITH NO RUN OR OVER MEDIUM, WHATEVER YALL WANT TO CALL THEM, JUST KNOW IF THEY AREN'T COMPLETED TO MY SATISFACTION THEY'RE COMING BACK AND EVERY TRIP ENCROACHES ON THE TIP BALANCE. THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE.

As far as the bacon is concerned, idgaf. Sausage is the safe bet.
 
ojb81 said:
right, i get that, and i DO like a bologna sandwich with quality stuff, but, i can't choose bologna over bacon as far as a breakfast meal is concerned. i just can't.
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That's because there is a portion of you, albeit hard to find and rarely makes an appearance, that is rational.
 
ojb81 said:
right, i get that, and i DO like a bologna sandwich with quality stuff, but, i can't choose bologna over bacon as far as a breakfast meal is concerned. i just can't.
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Leaves more for me. There’s not a part of a pig I won’t eat, so I do like bacon, just a lot of better options. You’re talking to a guy that has had and didn’t mind chitlins and a guy that loves pickled pigs feet
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ve gotta have caffeine in the mornings and I don’t drink coffee. It’s water all day at work, when the dog days of summer set in, I might mix in a Lemon-Lime Gatorade
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I take a 100mg caffeine capsule. 15 mins later? a beautiful buzz. Nice and clean, caffeine and nothing else.
 
occupant said:
Coffee.

You have to be aggressive when ordering eggs. Let them know you're not fucking around and you don't mind eating some spit or pubes.
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I need video of this scenario playing out.

lol I didnt know what section to bold.
 
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