Runny eggs and chewy bacon....

Enjoy your salmonella you dirty peasant.
Peshaw!

Hell, I eat completely raw egg from time to time. BUT, only with a healthy serving of completely raw beef, seasoning, chopped onion, capers and toast points.
 
scrambled eggs are the only eggs that matter

why are you the way that you are GIF
His momma must've had her eggs scrambled.
 
Meh. Something is going to take us all out. No point in freaking out over one possible cause. There's just as good of a chance the bacon you're eating is going to kill you.
i agree that something is going to take us all out, someway and somehow, but this is a pretty pathetic response to the idea of having diabetes. it's a pretty devastating disease to have to live with. if you're unlucky enough to develop it, and you don't do a good job of staying on top of it, it's not going to take you out overnight, it's going to take your toes, your eyeballs, probably an appendage or two, your consciousness from time to time. not a pleasant thing.
 
i agree that something is going to take us all out, someway and somehow, but this is a pretty pathetic response to the idea of having diabetes. it's a pretty devastating disease to have to live with. if you're unlucky enough to develop it, and you don't do a good job of staying on top of it, it's not going to take you out overnight, it's going to take your toes, your eyeballs, probably an appendage or two, your consciousness from time to time. not a pleasant thing.
Diabetes sounds a lot like meth.
 
i agree that something is going to take us all out, someway and somehow, but this is a pretty pathetic response to the idea of having diabetes. it's a pretty devastating disease to have to live with. if you're unlucky enough to develop it, and you don't do a good job of staying on top of it, it's not going to take you out overnight, it's going to take your toes, your eyeballs, probably an appendage or two, your consciousness from time to time. not a pleasant thing.
I just don't concern myself with the prospect of getting it. If it happens, I'll deal with it. Living in fear ain't my style and ain't healthy either.

And I also shrug it off because it's not like I've got a Dr. Pepper IV; the morning soda and Pop Tart is the only sugary shit I consume all day. I'm not big on sweets. Once in the morning, then I'm done (with the exception of maybe a second soda during the day if I happen to stop somewhere for food). I don't eat chocolate or candy. If I snack, it's usually crackers or chips. It seems like every week I get scolded for respectfully declining someone's birthday cake & ice cream or donuts someone brought to work.

And I listen to my body. Not sure if you experience this, but my body tells me "okay, that's enough". Could be pertaining to sugar, salt, spice or ingested quantity. I can usually tell if I'm consuming too much of something and I cut myself off - either for the meal or a several-day cleansing.

Final note: My ol' husky/golden retriever Vader developed diabetes at age 7 and lived to 14 - and it wasn't the diabetes that took him out. If I take care of my dog such that it barely affected his life, I would have to be a next-level retard to not take care of myself the same way.
 
I just don't concern myself with the prospect of getting it. If it happens, I'll deal with it. Living in fear ain't my style and ain't healthy either.

And I also shrug it off because it's not like I've got a Dr. Pepper IV; the morning soda and Pop Tart is the only sugary shit I consume all day. I'm not big on sweets. Once in the morning, then I'm done (with the exception of maybe a second soda during the day if I happen to stop somewhere for food). I don't eat chocolate or candy. If I snack, it's usually crackers or chips. It seems like every week I get scolded for respectfully declining someone's birthday cake & ice cream or donuts someone brought to work.

And I listen to my body. Not sure if you experience this, but my body tells me "okay, that's enough". Could be pertaining to sugar, salt, spice or ingested quantity. I can usually tell if I'm consuming too much of something and I cut myself off - either for the meal or a several-day cleansing.

Final note: My ol' husky/golden retriever Vader developed diabetes at age 7 and lived to 14 - and it wasn't the diabetes that took him out. If I take care of my dog such that it barely affected his life, I would have to be a next-level retard to not take care of myself the same way.
meh
 
Had a blueberry bagel today. Out of cream cheese so just had butter on it this morning.
 
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