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You hate to hear this for anyone.


first of all.. time to get my divorce done so I can have a shot with her......


and Sark all in on football... can't be a bad thing, right? RIGHT? :(
I guess Vince Young is in charge over there at Jexas :dhd:
still just a 1/364748th of the Jimbo contract
 
first of all.. time to get my divorce done so I can have a shot with her......


and Sark all in on football... can't be a bad thing, right? RIGHT? :(

still just a 1/364748th of the Jimbo contract
We didn't take out a loan to pay Jimbo, unlike Vince and his birthday party.
 
We didn't take out a loan to pay Jimbo, unlike Vince and his birthday party.
i would hope not.. especially since aggy was getting over a Billion from Qatar 👀
 
i would hope not.. especially since aggy was getting over a Billion from Qatar 👀
Yup, you go where the oil is to teach petroleum studies. Not sure why it was such an issue, but oh well.


But let's not get distracted from the big news here...The Schloss effect just drove yet another member of the Jexas org to the transfer portal. :pop2:
 
Yup, you go where the oil is to teach petroleum studies. Not sure why it was such an issue, but oh well.


But let's not get distracted from the big news here...The Schloss effect just drove yet another member of the Jexas org to the transfer portal. :pop2:
it was an issue because y'all compromised nuclear national security or whatever lol
 
it was an issue because y'all compromised nuclear national security or whatever lol
Yeah, well I rolled over one of my IRAs and it seems this transaction got randomly flagged by Homeland Security because it is "over their threshold". (Like a frickin' retired educator has huge amounts of money laying around. But like all auditors, they randomly pick so many to check out. Wish I could randomly win the lottery.) They want to "know the source of these funds being deposited in this account". WTF, it is an IRA. Where the hell do they think they came from?
 
Yeah, well I rolled over one of my IRAs and it seems this transaction got randomly flagged by Homeland Security because it is "over their threshold". (Like a frickin' retired educator has huge amounts of money laying around. But like all auditors, they randomly pick so many to check out. Wish I could randomly win the lottery.) They want to "know the source of these funds being deposited in this account". WTF, it is an IRA. Where the hell do they think they came from?
you aren't smart... just put all your money inside your mattress like us smart people
 
you aren't smart... just put all your money inside your mattress like us smart people
Better yet, buy early 90's baseball cards. They are gonna skyrocket and make me a millionaire ANY DAY NOW!
 
you aren't smart... just put all your money inside your mattress like us smart people
You are right.. I ain’t too bright. But the mattress is East Texas stuff. We’re more sophisticated than that in the oil patch.
 
You are right.. I ain’t too bright. But the mattress is East Texas stuff. We’re more sophisticated than that in the oil patch.
so... you put it in zip lock bags and bury it?
 
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