Shave that beaver!!!

SheaverBaver · Dec 21, 2020

Ooo, where's that beaver, now?
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver smooth as silk!
Shave that beaver clean! No fuzz, now!

When that beaver's slick and bald,
Lick that beaver! Lawd, oh lawd!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver, now!

Inquisitor · Dec 21, 2020

Probably safe to say @Edisto_Tiger didn't come up with this one.

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olympicoscar · Jan 17, 2021

SheaverBaver said:
Ooo, where's that beaver, now?
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver smooth as silk!
Shave that beaver clean! No fuzz, now!

When that beaver's slick and bald,
Lick that beaver! Lawd, oh lawd!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver, now!

Don't like shaved beavers. I like to thrust through a jungle of hair. Makes it feel like it's a real woman.

TechRaiderRider · Jan 17, 2021

olympicoscar said:
Don't like shaved beavers. I like to thrust through a jungle of hair. Makes it feel like it's a real woman.

makes what
feel like a real woman ??

olympicoscar · Jan 18, 2021

TechRaiderRider said:
makes what
feel like a real woman ??

It makes my psyche feel like it's a real woman.

SheaverBaver · Feb 7, 2021

olympicoscar said:
Don't like shaved beavers. I like to thrust through a jungle of hair. Makes it feel like it's a real woman.

douggie · Feb 7, 2021

Slick Beavers, Unshaved Beavers, Slow Beavers, Smart Beavers, Eager Beavers, it just doesn’t matter to me. Variety is a good thing when it comes to the

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SJ76 · Feb 7, 2021

olympicoscar said:
Don't like shaved beavers. I like to thrust through a jungle of hair. Makes it feel like it's a real woman.

wrestlemania x-seven wrestling GIF by WWE

olympicoscar · Feb 7, 2021

SJ76 said:

Gimme a pussy with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Ron Swanson's Smile · Feb 18, 2021

SheaverBaver said:
Ooo, where's that beaver, now?
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver smooth as silk!
Shave that beaver clean! No fuzz, now!

When that beaver's slick and bald,
Lick that beaver! Lawd, oh lawd!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver, now!

doggie · Feb 18, 2021

doggie · Feb 18, 2021

douggie said:
Slick Beavers, Unshaved Beavers, Slow Beavers, Smart Beavers, Eager Beavers, it just doesn’t matter to me. Variety is a good thing when it comes to the .

(.)(.) · Feb 18, 2021

SheaverBaver said:
Ooo, where's that beaver, now?
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver smooth as silk!
Shave that beaver clean! No fuzz, now!

When that beaver's slick and bald,
Lick that beaver! Lawd, oh lawd!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver!
Shave that beaver, now!

you probably don't care, but that shit is itchy