Short Work Week Monday

PeoplesChicken said:
ME: Why are there so many divorced people in your company?
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I wanted to be, look at the fucking question I am asking

I know the agreement isn't "ours". I started out saying it's not our agreement but we do want to help

I don't need to be mansplained why the agreement isn't ours. I KNOW IT'S NOT OURS
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
And I'm expected to laugh at it right?

Or would that be fat shaming?

Jesus, can't win in 2020.
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Last time I checked the Constitution we were still allowed to laugh. Not sure how much longer will have that right. I heard they are taking our guns and our laughing
 
PnkPanther said:
I wanted to be, look at the fucking question I am asking

I know the agreement isn't "ours". I started out saying it's not our agreement but we do want to help

I don't need to be mansplained why the agreement isn't ours. I KNOW IT'S NOT OURS
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So in essence you are just asking why you cannot help another department correct?
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Last time I checked the Constitution we were still allowed to laugh. Not sure how much longer will have that right. I heard they are taking our guns and our laughing
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gonna have to take the first to take the second....
 
PnkPanther said:
Me: This agreement isn't ours, but do want to offer to help the department get agreements through lawyers like we do with others?

Coworker: This agreement isn't ours because of "X"

me: I understand that, but we do want to help them?

Coworker: This agreement will always need to go to lawyers, it's not us because of X (completely different x than previously mentioned)

Me: Again, I understand all of that. I am only asking if we want to help them get their agreements through the legal team like we do with a different unit
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I had to dumb down a process change last week with a co-worker using a "TV Guide" or "Instructions to use your TV" as an analogy.

Woman: This would be an update Douche has to make!

Me: No, I write technical documents. This change has to do with the process before you even use the system.

Woman: But your document has instructions!

Me: Yes, to use the system, not to do the process. If a television show were to change time slots, would you update the TV guide or the instructions for how to use the TV?

Woman: It would go in your document!

The Rock Reaction GIF by WWE
 
PnkPanther said:
couple months of ago, Mrs Pnk wanted it. Got nordictrack. She uses it all the time. Now that winter is coming in and my outdoor activity is reduced, need to stay active someway
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Ahhhhhhhhhh we got the "cheaper" label of Nordictrack stuff, Proform.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
I had to dumb down a process change last week with a co-worker using a "TV Guide" or "Instructions to use your TV" as an analogy.

Woman: This would be an update Douche has to make!

Me: No, I write technical documents. This change has to do with the process before you even use the system.

Woman: But your document has instructions!

Me: Yes, to use the system, not to do the process. If a television show were to change time slots, would you update the TV guide or the instructions for how to use the TV?

Woman: It would go in your document!

The Rock Reaction GIF by WWE
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Hold the phone. You work with Douche?
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
eh, the proform stuff is NordicTrack stuff with a different label. Wud rather pay half price for the exact same shit.
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Is it, or is it made by the same company using worse materials?
 
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