Sink a D'Maya (A Thread for Friday)

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Someone doesn't want to go to Auschwitz.

He's absolutely right.

Using sour mix or the store-bought margarita mixes are fucking gross. Bunch of sugar in those too, so you'll get hungover like a mofo.

1½ part tequila
1 part orange liqueur
¾ part fresh lime juice

over ice in a salt rimmed glass.

That's over 60 proof too, so it puts in on ya.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Don't fuck 'em up, pendejo.

Fine Tequila
Orange Liqueur
Lime Juice
Ice
Salt

The best margarita I ever had was half tequila and half Mello Yello Zero

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The best margarita I ever had was half tequila and half Mello Yello Zero

That's what we call a Hillbilly Hornito.

 

[Niner Outlaw]

He's absolutely right.

Using sour mix or the store-bought margarita mixes are fucking gross. Bunch of sugar in those too, so you'll get hungover like a mofo.

1½ part tequila
1 part orange liqueur
¾ part fresh lime juice

over ice in a salt rimmed glass.

That's over 60 proof too, so it puts in on ya.

I like the simple, classic ingredients. I pass on the orange.

2.5oz silver tequila
1oz lime juice (freshly squeezed)
0.5-1.0oz agave nectar
Shake all with ice. Pour into a chilled margarita or martini glass.

The best margarita I ever had was half tequila and half Mello Yello Zero

 

[Niner Outlaw]

On a trip to Big Bend National Park, I was introduced to jalepeno margaritas. WAY better than I expected and I've mostly figured out how to make them home.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I just ran out to grab some beers and it's so damn nice. Everyone's in a good mood. Fucking awesome.

Sunshine. Morning nookie. Cinco de Mayo. Full moon. Lunar eclipse. Today's got it all!

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

On a trip to Big Bend National Park, I was introduced to jalepeno margaritas. WAY better than I expected and I've mostly figured out how to make them home.

Do you infuse the jalapeno in the tequila?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

On a trip to Big Bend National Park, I was introduced to jalepeno margaritas. WAY better than I expected and I've mostly figured out how to make them home.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The best margarita I ever had was half tequila and half Mello Yello Zero

that is half gay

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

that is half gay

Meh. Pretty good for a mixed drink. I’d rather just just the tequila straight though

 

[Niner Outlaw]

Do you infuse the jalapeno in the tequila?

I've got one recipe I like with it infused, but it takes time. When you want a jalapeno margarita without waiting the week(s) for it to infuse, I like this one:

Put the following into a shaker with ice:
2 jalapenos sliced lengthwise, seeds included
2.5oz silver tequila
1oz lime juice
1oz agave nectar

Shake all with ice. Strain into a chilled margarita or martini glass, 1/2 rimmed with salt, 1/2 rimmed with tajin. Drop 2 jalapeno slices into the drink.

It's nowhere near as hot or "planty" as it sounds.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I've got one recipe I like with it infused, but it takes time. When you want a jalapeno margarita without waiting the week(s) for it to infuse, I like this one:

Put the following into a shaker with ice:
2 jalapenos sliced lengthwise, seeds included
2.5oz silver tequila
1oz lime juice
1oz agave nectar

Shake all with ice. Strain into a chilled margarita or martini glass, 1/2 rimmed with salt, 1/2 rimmed with tajin. Drop 2 jalapeno slices into the drink.

It's nowhere near as hot or "planty" as it sounds.

There's a burrito joint near us that makes a pineapple habanero margarita that is both delicious and painful to drink. Took six of us passing it back and forth to finish it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Took six of us passing it back and forth to finish it.

Six of you? Did you wash it down with loads of bud light, you fuckin tranny?

 

[Niner Outlaw]

There's a burrito joint near us that makes a pineapple habanero margarita that is both delicious and painful to drink. Took six of us passing it back and forth to finish it.

Sounds damned spicy. STill, I could see trying a roasted habanero margarita. The charring and roasting will help turn some of the heat into sweet.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Six of you? Did you wash it down with loads of bud light, you fuckin tranny?

It wasn't even my drink, I thought I was being a gentleman by helping.

And yes, you know how to keep us trannies happy, and that's what I appreciates about you.

 

[PnkPanther]

Don't fuck 'em up, pendejo.

Fine Tequila
Orange Liqueur
Lime Juice
Ice
Salt

nothing but the best

They save you few $ on packaging so all money is invested into a fine product

 

[PnkPanther]

Someone doesn't want to go to Auschwitz.

I was at a bar in South Carolina, they were very confused by my order

Me: Does your margarita have sour mix
Waitress: yes
Me: Can you make it w/o sour mix?
Waitress: So how do you want it,
Me: tequila, lime juice, orange liquor, on the rocks with salted glass
waitress: Should we add some soda or something to lengthen it out

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Me: Does your margarita have sour mix
Waitress: yes
Me: Can you make it w/o sour mix?
Waitress: So how do you want it,
Me: tequila, lime juice, orange liquor, on the rocks with salted glass
waitress: Should we add some soda or something to lengthen it out

Nah, it's plenty long, thanks. Wanna see?