Smoke 'em if you got 'em Wednesday

Fish said:
Just hit the jackpot here at the resort. Friends 5 lots down are moving to Georgia and asked if we'd like to move to their lot for next year. I said fuck yeah. Lots of palm trees for shade, gazebo with 60 inch smart TV and fridge, hot tub and tiki bar. Him and his wife spent 10 grand landscaping it last year. He already called the resort office and sat up my transfer and thanked me for taking it over so he won't have to haul all the stuff out. Doesn't want a dime from me. Wife is happy beyond belief and I'm feeling very lucky right now.
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You'll be angry again here about 30 minutes
 
Fish said:
I been giving him a half gallon of Absolut when we get here and when we leave for watching my stuff when we're gone.
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This helps explain why he just gave you all his stuff. He’s wasted and he loves you.
 
dbldwn711 said:
haha

i like how he refers to it as a “resort”. Haha.
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homer simpson episode 20 GIF
 
Hi folks. Rested up from a fun filled action packed Boston Marathon.

From a guy falling in front of me and having a full blown seizure to seeing "Forest Gump" walking past me (yes, dressed exactly like him with the beard and red track outfit
 
Kburjr said:
How much taxes should I pay on the sweet corn from my garden?
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None. I'm not talking for private growers of own use, just commercially available
 
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