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Yeah, I’ll never understand that mentality. I hear parents all of the time at gymnastics competitions.

“Oh, my God. Emmaleigh got a 7.9 on floor. Olympics here we come! She’s so amazing”

Fuck that. 7.9 is horrible. Find your kid a new hobby.
I mean, the kid obviously isn't going to be an Olympian, but aren't we supposed to also want kids to be active and not be fat asses? So, are all sports only supposed to be played by the very best?
 
Favorite Pixies song. Okay, go.


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I mean, the kid obviously isn't going to be an Olympian, but aren't we supposed to also want kids to be active and not be fat asses? So, are all sports only supposed to be played by the very best?
They have recreational teams for that. Look, my two younger daughters are both gymnasts. The middle one is uber-competitive and competes on team. The younger one just wants to have fun, so she does it recreationally. Why do all of the training and travel if you’re not going to take it seriously?
 
I mean, the kid obviously isn't going to be an Olympian, but aren't we supposed to also want kids to be active and not be fat asses? So, are all sports only supposed to be played by the very best?
how dare you inject false hopes into your shitty child's head, Guy!

there's no way she is going to the Olympics!
 
but I am. Playoffs every year, and usually in the running to win it every year.

I should find a league of other lazy guys like that. Give myself a chance. This a work league?
 
They have recreational teams for that. Look, my two younger daughters are both gymnasts. The middle one is uber-competitive and competes on team. The younger one just wants to have fun, so she does it recreationally. Why do all of the training and travel if you’re not going to take it seriously?
again, this is not the same thing as fantasy sports.

which is all recreational
 
I should find a league of other lazy guys like that. Give myself a chance. This a work league?
no

it's a casual league with friends.

it is all I have ever done.

some used to be for money...but again, I never stressed out about it like you guys do
 
They have recreational teams for that. Look, my two younger daughters are both gymnasts. The middle one is uber-competitive and competes on team. The younger one just wants to have fun, so she does it recreationally. Why do all of the training and travel if you’re not going to take it seriously?
I mean, is it your money they're wasting?
 
You play the game to win the game. Regardless of the game. Other outcomes are not acceptable.
lol

again, it's fantasy sports.

don't take it so serious, bud. You will have a heart attack
 
lol

again, it's fantasy sports.

don't take it so serious, bud. You will have a heart attack
It’s all good. I quit doing it. No sense playing if I’m not playing to win. You may have fun while losing, but I’m just not wired that way.
 
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