Snowy Monday on the East Coast

Well I have one toilet in my apt. And I'd like for it not to be treated like Pacific Island nuclear warhead testing site
I took a piss last night, and noticed the plunger drying.



"Have a big poop earlier?"
"I didn't poop! It clogged somehow!"



Suuuuuure
 
this is like the first time i stayed the night at my ex's and the next morning she said she was gonna make me bacon, and then i thought "aw that's sweet"

and then it was turkey bacon
 
This shit takes a while because it's all from scratch (even make your own chili paste), but it's really good.

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this is like the first time i stayed the night at my ex's and the next morning she said she was gonna make me bacon, and then i thought "aw that's sweet"

and then it was turkey bacon
So one last deed, then gave her the boot, right?
 
I typically prefer my stew not to have rubber gloves. But to each their own.
Don't use them then. Break up all those chili peppers and then immediately fondle the head of your penis with both hands. You're gonna love it.
 
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Don't use them then. Break up all those chili peppers and then immediately fondle the head of your penis with both hands. You're gonna love it.
Well its already gotten rave reviews in this thread
 
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this is like the first time i stayed the night at my ex's and the next morning she said she was gonna make me bacon, and then i thought "aw that's sweet"

and then it was turkey bacon
We tried the turkey bacon thing for a minute, but it's pretty much trash. Beef bacon is an acceptable substitute.
 
So one last deed, then gave her the boot, right?
That was actually the first, and before we got serious or whatever. I know I know, I should've known right then it wasn't going to pan out, but you know. The vagina got a hold on me
 
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this is like the first time i stayed the night at my ex's and the next morning she said she was gonna make me bacon, and then i thought "aw that's sweet"

and then it was turkey bacon

And then you broke up with her
 
What do bacon, rubber gloves, ground turkey and grasping vaginas have to do with the snow?
 
One can of tomato paste, and you call that chili?
don't let the 32 oz of broth and beer throw you off, it's only calling for 8 oz of tomato sauce, not paste...
 
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