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SlinkyRedfoot said:
I fucking HATED picking up dog shit. There's no dignity in that.
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Before they moved away, my neighbors would let their dog shit sit out all week until a guy in a shit pick up truck would show up and pick up the dog shit for $15 a week.

I always wanted to ask him how many felonies he had. Had to be a ton when your only career option is dog shit picker upper guy.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I fucking HATED picking up dog shit. There's no dignity in that.
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I think that's the main reason why my parents moved to their 50 acre property in northern PA... no need to pickup dog shit if you can't find it.
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
Before they moved away, my neighbors would let their dog shit sit out all week until a guy in a shit pick up truck would show up and pick up the dog shit for $15 a week.

I always wanted to ask him how many felonies he had. Had to be a ton when your only career option is dog shit picker upper guy.
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That honestly sounds like an amazing service though. Shit is one of the things that's delaying my desire to have a dog... hiring a shit picker up guy could change all that
 
redseat said:
Yes
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morning all, my 3 month long saga with my mortgage provider is finally over

Because of Murray I had to switch homeowners insurance, this came after my mortgage company paid my original insurance. When I set up the new insurance, mortgage paid for my new insurance and I got a check from old insurance company. I should've just made an escrow payment with check right then and there, but I waited, they did their analysis for my escrow, low and behold I was short and my payment jumped $500/month, between shortage and higher amount I have to pay for Home owners due to my deadly pitbull. At that time I made a large escrow payment, but not enough to fully cover shortage, I just wanted my payment to increase a more reasonable amount.

Well, it took them 3 months to do the new analysis despite me requesting it 3 months ago. It took them one month to respond to each email I sent, one of the emails I never got, just notification that I had a new email. I talked on phone and they told me to just short pay my mortgage and here would be the new amount while they did the analsysis (which they didn't do). The online chat said they'd re-run the analysis.

Anyways, when it's all said and done, my payment is now only 250/month bigger, due to increase in property taxes and homeowners insurance...huuuzah
 
RubinRock said:
I don't understand how my dog shits as much as he does. He shits full shits atleast three times a day. I can take him for a 20 minute walk and he'll take 2 full size ones on the walk. And we don't even feed him that much.
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So true.

They conjure up extra poo whenever they visit new neighborhoods.

I swear my dog holds it until we take our walks in the afternoon.
 
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PnkPanther said:
morning all, my 3 month long saga with my mortgage provider is finally over

Because of Murray I had to switch homeowners insurance, this came after my mortgage company paid my original insurance. When I set up the new insurance, mortgage paid for my new insurance and I got a check from old insurance company. I should've just made an escrow payment with check right then and there, but I waited, they did their analysis for my escrow, low and behold I was short and my payment jumped $500/month, between shortage and higher amount I have to pay for Home owners due to my deadly pitbull. At that time I made a large escrow payment, but not enough to fully cover shortage, I just wanted my payment to increase a more reasonable amount.

Well, it took them 3 months to do the new analysis despite me requesting it 3 months ago. It took them one month to respond to each email I sent, one of the emails I never got, just notification that I had a new email. I talked on phone and they told me to just short pay my mortgage and here would be the new amount while they did the analsysis (which they didn't do). The online chat said they'd re-run the analysis.

Anyways, when it's all said and done, my payment is now only 250/month bigger, due to increase in property taxes and homeowners insurance...huuuzah
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can you get any discount if you promise to dig the holes yourself for all your vicious dog's victims?
 
nappyvalley said:
That honestly sounds like an amazing service though. Shit is one of the things that's delaying my desire to have a dog... hiring a shit picker up guy could change all that
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Ya if you’re not worried about some shady tattooed dude out on probation casing your house while doing his “job”.

I’m guessing the dog shit picker up company doesn’t have a real extensive background check operation.
 
PnkPanther said:
morning all, my 3 month long saga with my mortgage provider is finally over

Because of Murray I had to switch homeowners insurance, this came after my mortgage company paid my original insurance. When I set up the new insurance, mortgage paid for my new insurance and I got a check from old insurance company. I should've just made an escrow payment with check right then and there, but I waited, they did their analysis for my escrow, low and behold I was short and my payment jumped $500/month, between shortage and higher amount I have to pay for Home owners due to my deadly pitbull. At that time I made a large escrow payment, but not enough to fully cover shortage, I just wanted my payment to increase a more reasonable amount.

Well, it took them 3 months to do the new analysis despite me requesting it 3 months ago. It took them one month to respond to each email I sent, one of the emails I never got, just notification that I had a new email. I talked on phone and they told me to just short pay my mortgage and here would be the new amount while they did the analsysis (which they didn't do). The online chat said they'd re-run the analysis.

Anyways, when it's all said and done, my payment is now only 250/month bigger, due to increase in property taxes and homeowners insurance...huuuzah
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Uh, because of your...dog?
 
MTVike said:
So true.

They conjure up extra poo whenever they visit new neighborhoods.

I swear my dog holds it until we take our walks in the afternoon.
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My neighborhood FB page one guy was pissed people let their dogs go to bathroom on the walks, just have them go bathroom in their own yard, his dog did it, why is everyone else so lazy

I explained to him that my past two dogs often poop just before the walk AND during the walk. I also explained I've tried explaining to my dogs to do all their business and not save some poop for later in the walk, but they seem confused. I don't personally enjoy having to clean up poop, but hey. And I'm lucky one that has a dogs that like to poop 2-3 times on a walk, granted by the last shit hardly anything comes out but again no matter how many times i explain to them to only poop once, they do their own thing
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
Ya if you’re not worried about some shady tattooed dude out on probation casing your house while doing his “job”.

I’m guessing the dog shit picker up company doesn’t have a real extensive background check operation.
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There will be one when I hire one. I'm getting only the best shit picker upper money can buy. Minimum bachelor's degree with 3+ years of shit picking up experience and references.
 
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