So Tonight all the Wife’s Family is Arriving for Thanksgiving...

My boyfriend's parents were staying over, but then my boyfriend got into a domestic dispute with his parents. He's currently awaiting a court date and I'm here at the house all alone.

Miss you like hell @superbelt.
 
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Time to go out and put up your 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights


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Actually did this at the start of halftime ....made my sons get up on the roof ...should have stayed on the roof until dark because we made the mistake of coming in at the start of the 4th quarter....:facepalm:
 
We always host holiday gatherings including Thanksgiving. When I cannot take it anymore I just take the dog out.
This is where having a reputation as a fitness buff really pays off. If I say I’m going go for a run, no one bats an eye.
 
....up to fucking 16 in-laws in the house right now.....thought we were losing 4 and gaining 2 today but I guess we are keeping them all....(they haven’t drained my liquor cabinet yet)
 
....up to fucking 16 in-laws in the house right now.....thought we were losing 4 and gaining 2 today but I guess we are keeping them all....(they haven’t drained my liquor cabinet yet)
I have 10 and the one we’d really like to stay (our oldest daughter) just flew out. Others don’t leave until Sunday or Monday.
 
You can’t make this shit up........at 5:55 this morning most of us are awakened by an alarm going off..... once I gained my senses I told my son that was at my bedroom door to check the mechanical room where I have the carbon monoxide/explosive gas monitor (it was reading gas)... Brother-in-law says maybe the sewer belched and the methane set it off....:airquotes:


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You can’t make this shit up........at 5:55 this morning most of us are awakened by an alarm going off..... once I gained my senses I told my son that was at my bedroom door to check the mechanical room where I have the carbon monoxide/explosive gas monitor (it was reading gas)... Brother-in-law says maybe the sewer belched and the methane set it off....:airquotes:


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One of my favorite childhood memories:

I have two cousins who are within two months of my age. One Christmas, the whole family was staying at my parents house. Probably twenty people in total. My cousins and I decided to play a prank and set all of the alarm clocks to go off randomly through the night. The next morning, the whole house was pissed at us. The best part - the three of us slept through the whole thing.
 
You can’t make this shit up........at 5:55 this morning most of us are awakened by an alarm going off..... once I gained my senses I told my son that was at my bedroom door to check the mechanical room where I have the carbon monoxide/explosive gas monitor (it was reading gas)... Brother-in-law says maybe the sewer belched and the methane set it off....:airquotes:


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mechanical room? where the fuck do you live, a meat processing plant?
 
Did you stab any of them?
 
Or gently remind them that the open bar only was in effect from 3:30 - 5:30 PM on Thanksgiving and all drinks outside of that window will be charged to their room upon departure.
umm, that may not work out too well,
if they're stayin in ghost's rooms -
 
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