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He definitely worked in shipping and receiving for whatever company hired him. I knew he was full of shit right from the start when I joined the old hoop.
outside having a smoke, FEDEX pulls up. driver gets out.

"you with XXX company?'

"yeah, whatcha got?"

"can you run this upstairs for me, save me a trip up?"

"sure"

*takes package*

asks for last name, and leaves. i get upstairs, and open it. 175k in platinum wire.

i could have been anybody.
 
The oddest interaction I had with him was when he said he was fired because he messed up a design ("I improved it but then it failed so I was fired") while at the old site. Then over here he claimed he had never been fired in his life and kept getting promoted. I asked him what was up with him saying he was fired, he claimed I was lying, I showed him his post at the old site and he just "oh yeah, odd that you stalk me like that". WTF, he posted it and I remembered it as I do almost everything. But I was suddenly the bad guy even though he was clearly full of shit and posting lies. No idea. Don't care. he's a sad pathetic person and I don't have space in my life for people like that.
 
So wait….I was still locked into Philly boards way back when on the old country. I hadn’t started lurking yet.

This Jakology was also Lance Uppercut, etc etc etc?
 
So wait….I was still locked into Philly boards way back when on the old country. I hadn’t started lurking yet.

This Jakology was also Lance Uppercut, etc etc etc?
I don't think Jak and Lance are the same at all.

If they were, it would be level 15,000 trolling of hammer and ford. Neither of those two appeared capable of that.
 
I don't think Jak and Lance are the same at all.

If they were, it would be level 15,000 trolling of hammer and ford. Neither of those two appeared capable of that.
Ah. Thanks. My confusion is warranted then. Thanks.
 
He was a salesman, which is nothing to be ashamed of, but him being an English major that filled in for an engineer one day and was a natural and had the job handed to him was less believable than DoubleJive going to Antarctica
more or less believable than DoubleJive standing on top of a car and shooting the pack of stray dogs that were attacking him?
 
more or less believable than DoubleJive standing on top of a car and shooting the pack of stray dogs that were attacking him?
I’m gonna with more on that one because a guy shooting multiple wild dogs in Seattle didn’t get any sort of coverage
 
So wait….I was still locked into Philly boards way back when on the old country. I hadn’t started lurking yet.

This Jakology was also Lance Uppercut, etc etc etc?
Nope, jakology was his own dude. Lance = Rock after Rock sent his name and info out into the world and then got scared that someone would use it in much the same way he used others info to out them. But he couldn't change his posting style and took all of about 3 posts for everyone to realize Rock was Lance.
 
outside having a smoke, FEDEX pulls up. driver gets out.

"you with XXX company?'

"yeah, whatcha got?"

"can you run this upstairs for me, save me a trip up?"

"sure"

*takes package*

asks for last name, and leaves. i get upstairs, and open it. 175k in platinum wire.

i could have been anybody.
Your memory is impressive.
 
more or less believable than DoubleJive standing on top of a car and shooting the pack of stray dogs that were attacking him?
psssh. wild dogs. You use guns, AR15's specifically, to cut down trees in your buddies back yard. EVERYONE knows this!
 
Your memory is impressive.
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The oddest interaction I had with him was when he said he was fired because he messed up a design ("I improved it but then it failed so I was fired") while at the old site. Then over here he claimed he had never been fired in his life and kept getting promoted. I asked him what was up with him saying he was fired, he claimed I was lying, I showed him his post at the old site and he just "oh yeah, odd that you stalk me like that". WTF, he posted it and I remembered it as I do almost everything. But I was suddenly the bad guy even though he was clearly full of shit and posting lies. No idea. Don't care. he's a sad pathetic person and I don't have space in my life for people like that.
He kept getting mad at me cause he would post a picture of some mediocre chick, and talk about how hot she was, and that she was a "10". I would merely point out that she was clearly not a 10, and he did not like that.
 
He kept getting mad at me cause he would post a picture of some mediocre chick, and talk about how hot she was, and that she was a "10". I would merely point out that she was clearly not a 10, and he did not like that.
Oh yeah, that was a fun game. For an added flavor I remember telling him how much cooler the guy she was with was than his fat ass.
 
Never disliked Rock, thought he was funny at times. Never really put much stock in anything he said though.
 
"know maps" was a pretty good thread too. :pound:
 
He kept getting mad at me cause he would post a picture of some mediocre chick, and talk about how hot she was, and that she was a "10". I would merely point out that she was clearly not a 10, and he did not like that.
This guy knows 10s.
 
Lance = Rock after Rock sent his name and info out into the world and then got scared that someone would use it in much the same way he used others info to out them. But he couldn't change his posting style and took all of about 3 posts for everyone to realize Rock was Lance.
I still expect Bruno Roundhouse to sign up any day now.
 
I would definitely welcome him back.

He was entertaining, and I assume that 80% of the people on here are full of shit anyway.
Rock was non-stop entertainment. I never got the dislike for him. I don't give a shit whether he was the janitor or Elon's VP or that he lied. I couldn't care less, just bring back the good ole days of the MLB Daily thread. (never gonna happen because Down is probably dead, Dirt won't come over, Zig pulled his followers away and baseball fucking sucks).
 
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