spacex about to go up

[Peter Gozintite]

So Spacex, did it launch?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Haha!

I'd get like three in a row, and the last one would just say something like, "you asked for this."

Meanwhile, I'm practically pissing my pants I'm laughing so hard.

I found that tossing him a little meat with an "ok" or "cool" after the string of random PMs would just wind him up more.

 

[HammerDown]

!!!! yes, the "you asked for this" or "I bet you feel stupid now, huh?" about an unsolicited PM.

"bro, I am way too busy for this but you made me do it... here check this shit out...still think I'm lying? Who is Elon referring to when he calls that guy Dan in that email? ME, that's who! Told ya!"

 

[HammerDown]

So Spacex, did it launch?

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[fordman84]

Oh, I'm completely the opposite of him.

There's people on here that I've been posting with going back to 2004 or FN, and VERY LITTLE of my actual life is known. Honestly, it's not so much that I think people would think I am lying, or be or not be impressed, it's just that I like the anonymity.

I'd absolutely hate it if someone in my real life figured out I'm SlinkyRedfoot and reads all my jokes about fucking tube socks full of ground beef and whatnot.

Same. I can count on one hand the number of people here/there that really know much about me. I'm too big of an asshole on here to let someone I piss off ruin my career.

 

[Kburjr]

Im fucked

Ummm, yeah.

 

[fordman84]

So Spacex, did it launch?

no idea but this fucking thread delivered the payload.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

no idea but this fucking thread delivered the payload.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

...especially since there's not a shred of truth to those allegations, right?

Absolutely NONE! And I've NEVER jerked off into the trash can under my desk!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I know who all you fuckers are

 

[Kburjr]

Absolutely NONE! And I've NEVER jerked off into the trash can under my desk!

I ain't checking.

 

[DraftNerd]

Absolutely NONE! And I've NEVER jerked off into the trash can under my desk!

Stop…..your aura is dimming…..

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ok, ok. You got me, @Peter Gozintite

So, once when I mentioned that I was jerking off into my trashcan, Pete asked me for a video, which I begrudgingly sent to him.

 

[HammerDown]

Absolutely NONE! And I've NEVER jerked off into the trash can under my desk!

Reminds me that I need to watch Californication again. I think I saw that it's on sale on iTunes. One of the best series ever.

 

[fordman84]

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Ok, ok. You got me, @Peter Gozintite

So, once when I mentioned that I was jerking off into my trashcan, Pete asked me for a video, which I begrudgingly sent to him.

That's fine, but CC'ing the rest of the company was a little uncalled for.

 

[Kburjr]

Same. I can count on one hand the number of people here/there that really know much about me. I'm too big of an asshole on here to let someone I piss off ruin my career.

I ain't got nothin to hide. What are you gonna do? Ruin my career?

Reverse ninja?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

If you dont have career, people cant ruin it for you.

 

[Kburjr]

If you dont have career, people cant ruin it for you.

I can work with that.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Absolutely NONE! And I've NEVER jerked off into the trash can under my desk!

 

[Rex Racer]

It's a course in human psychology.

Some guys brazenly lie about how great their life is. I kind of feel the compulsion to do the opposite. Ain't no way in hell I'm bragging about any of my shit because the second you do, everyone just assumes you're lying anyway.

I just don't know what moves someone to come to the boards and try to impress others. I just come here to laugh my ass off at the same dumb shit we say over and over again.

Wanna buy a birdhouse?