Stafford Already Hurt Tuesday

back from the office, cube is cleaned out.

Threw away bunch of items, I figured if I haven't needed in year and a half, it can go. Found shoes I was looking for and 3 additional pairs I forgot about.

Went to lunch, had a pastrami sammich from a eastern european deli nearby. They sold south african bratwurst at the deli counter, I was tempted to try some in honor of @gobucks0409
You had 4 pairs of shoes in a cubicle?

jesus
 
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This is South African leadership
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Apparently I was multininja'd about 4 pairs of shoes in a cube.

Are we sure Pnk wouldn't want a bigger house? He apparently uses work as storage.
 
1) 4 fucking pairs of shoes in your office?

2) your loss, pnky
In a drawer, yeah.

I would wear tennis shoes/hiking shoes into work especially in winter/spring and would just leave shoes to change into.
I'd pretend to be Mr Rogers

Deli isn't far away, I could go back, maybe next time I grill out for friends I"ll run and get a variety.



Happy Tom Hanks GIF
 
If he cannot account for ALL of his shoes he is NOT living his best life
I mainly just wear sandals now.

I had a variety of boat shoes for work, some dressier than others, some casual. There was only one pair I missed.

Two pairs I'll probably never wear again
 
Coming from a guy who pisses in the shower and is mad that his wife made him keep his hockey gear in the garage.

@PnkPanther, this is a bad approach.
I've never put my hockey gear in the garage. That was a Fish suggestion and it's dum.

And imagine the kind of shit you walk through in downtown Minneapolis having on the bottom of your shoes and putting it in your desk.

And the smell is Pnk maybe worked up a sweat.

In a cubicle. In an office.

That's disgusting.
 
I've never put my hockey gear in the garage. That was a Fish suggestion and it's dum.

And imagine the kind of shit you walk through in downtown Minneapolis having on the bottom of your shoes and putting it in your desk.

And the smell is Pnk maybe worked up a sweat.

In a cubicle. In an office.

That's disgusting.
I didn't wear shoes outside, that was point of having them at office

I don't get sweaty at work, I sit in a cube.

Not sure how dirty or smelly you think my shoes got that they couldn't go in a large drawer that I never used or how that would make them smell more


but you be you
 
I didn't wear shoes outside, that was point of having them at office

I don't get sweaty at work, I sit in a cube.

Not sure how dirty or smelly you think my shoes got that they couldn't go in a large drawer that I never used or how that would make them smell more


but you be you
You have 4 pair of shoes that never go outside in the drawer?

I figured one pair was boots, one pair was runners, one pair was something else...but four pairs of shoes that don't go outside? What in the actual fuck?

Congrats on not being active enough that your feet could sweat at work doe.
 
You have 4 pair of shoes that never go outside in the drawer?

I figured one pair was boots, one pair was runners, one pair was something else...but four pairs of shoes that don't go outside? What in the actual fuck?

Congrats on not being active enough that your feet could sweat at work doe.
really jonesing for a vortex eh
 
You have 4 pair of shoes that never go outside in the drawer?

I figured one pair was boots, one pair was runners, one pair was something else...but four pairs of shoes that don't go outside? What in the actual fuck?

Congrats on not being active enough that your feet could sweat at work doe.
Really reaching on this aren't ya?
 
I especially respect the nuanced subtleties where you don't know if you're being trolled or not, ya know? That's pure skill.
He has been trying, for the last few days, to get me to respond to him, and when I finally do, against my better judgement, he just decimates my entire life with a well thought out zinger like that. How could I ever stand up to that level of skill and cunning?
 
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