Statute of Limitations Thread

[PeoplesChicken]

I inserted my penis into your mother’s mouth, anus and vagina on the same day.

That sounds painful. Must look like a bendy straw

 

[Godstree]

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I took 15 dollars from a man in a San Francisco jail. Gave him my watch and old house key, don't want people thinking I'd steal.