Stay cancer free.

[beardown07]

 

[beardown07]

 

[Red_Alert]

When I had my vasectomy about 15 years ago, on my way out the door the doctor said "Keep your pipes clean" grinned and nodded.

That's what he meant.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Fill up that advent calendar

 

[Nosferatu]

Does it matter if it just dribbles out?

 

[occupant]

No but it's possible that their bloodline/name will run forever...

“I believe in family values, I’ve started several.” - David Lee Roth

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Shiiiiit I probably bust 21 times a month just in my sleep alone.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Shiiiiit I probably bust 21 times a month just in my sleep alone.

Hibernejaculation

 

[beardown07]

Hibernejaculation

buyin stock in Tide en shiiit

 

[Peter Gozintite]

What do I do tomorrow?

Do it twice, if God allows you the skrempf

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Call it what you want, and I mix a quart of spackle a month, no man could achieve this. No "normal" man. Can't happen. You couldn't nut that many times if it was a different, and exponentially hotter woman for four thousand and a half total nuts. I just don't fucking think anyone could do this. Not even you you. I said what I said.

 

[Mofo]

Find ya a partner or take your life into your own hands.

Men who ejaculate 21 times a month slash their risk of prostate cancer

Men who ejaculate at least 21 times a month may be at a decreased risk at contracting prostate cancer, a Harvard study finds. The scientific consensus is not certain on the issue, though.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Yaaay! As long as the french canadian indie folk rock keeps flowing, @craigk217 and his disgusting brand of white supremacist BDSM porn will keep him cancer-free for decades to cum!

Party on, craig!

 

[beardown07]

Yaaay! As long as the french canadian indie folk rock keeps flowing, @craigk217 and his disgusting brand of white supremacist BDSM porn will keep him cancer-free for decades to cum!

Party on, craig!

Let it go.

It's stale.

 

[Mofo]

Let it go.

It's stale.

When that bitch gives up his bitch, I'll stop bitching.

 

[beardown07]

When that bitch gives up his bitch, I'll stop bitching.

What is his bitch.

I feel he's gave it up. Whatever IT may be.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Call it what you want, and I mix a quart of spackle a month, no man could achieve this. No "normal" man. Can't happen. You couldn't nut that many times if it was a different, and exponentially hotter woman for four thousand and a half total nuts. I just don't fucking think anyone could do this. Not even you you. I said what I said.

 

[Handicappers]

RIP @Bayou Tiger

 

[Jon Deaux]

What do I do tomorrow?

21 more?

 

[fordman84]

Find ya a partner or take your life into your own hands.

Men who ejaculate 21 times a month slash their risk of prostate cancer

Men who ejaculate at least 21 times a month may be at a decreased risk at contracting prostate cancer, a Harvard study finds. The scientific consensus is not certain on the issue, though.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Yeah I can do that. Oh wait, in a MONTH? Hell 21 is a slow week.

 

[douggie]

I need to get my wife on board with helping me out with this. Or my girlfriend. Or that gal down the street who wears Spanx walking her dog. Or that young babe who gets on the trampoline across the fence behind my house. Or that Widow who baked me a cake for my birthday. Ohh, it's just endless the possibilities.