Stir Friday

I haven't paid attention to it, I just glossed over it

I think I've mended the fence with Mrs Pnk. My night isn't ruined

Figured it would be of little interest. But you make a good accessory to the lulz of his vortex.

Congrats on the impending sex though
 
I haven't paid attention to it, I just glossed over it

I think I've mended the fence with Mrs Pnk. My night isn't ruined
Did you ask her what the 5 fingers said to the face?

This is what my wife always does. I can be 2 hours deep in a show or movie, it's down to like 5 minutes to go where you finally find out what the results are of what you've been watching, she wanders in and starts spouting nonsense.

She's good about the phone though, if she starts talking I just point to the phone and she shuts up and leaves.
 
Not putting myself down, just reality, I cant bench 350. And you know what, I am ok with that.

Nor can most people. I think for my build the only way I'd get to that is steroids
 
Got another call from the refinery.

"We need someone for a week but we don't expect you to haul all your stuff up here for that. We're really ramping up soon though and need you in a month for quite a while, just letting you know in advance"

I didn't say no because I never can predict the future, but good luck refinery cause that's about when I plan on leaving for Florida for the winter.
 
Thought up a real good excuse not to crawl under the house right now. Really need wife here to yell at me when I turn on the water in case I spring a leak. She's at work, gets home around 4.

Decisions, decisions.
 
Nor can most people. I think for my build the only way I'd get to that is steroids
I have the build for it. my weight lifter friends tell me that anyway. "you should lift more, bruh"
 
I don't know this guy personally so I don't mind posting this but I thought this was funny. It's from a mass cannabis group that I'm in on Facebook.

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@Fish I thought you wanted to sell the homestead
 
ha!

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I have the build for it. my weight lifter friends tell me that anyway. "you should lift more, bruh"

Well yea...I've never been closer than 100 pounds to your heaviest so I'd agree you got a little size on me
 
crickets are close to 60% protein by weight.

100g of crickets gives you 60g of protein
100g of almonds gives you 22g of protein... but also good fats.

So, healthier? I guess it depends on what you're looking for.
have to look at potential side effects.

eat too many crickets and one might develop a conscience.
 
Thought up a real good excuse not to crawl under the house right now. Really need wife here to yell at me when I turn on the water in case I spring a leak. She's at work, gets home around 4.

Decisions, decisions.

Get high or drunk and put it off
 
COME ON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like I can cut Ill some slack because he's not party bros with professional weight lifters and championship boxers. But like someone with friends like that should know that posting that you can bench 350 on a whim is a straight insult to people like that.

No. Just
No.
 
I mentioned the movie with Zsa Zsa, I just had to look and see how old she was in it. 41 years old.

Came across her list of husbands, woman had a hard time staying hitched.

Spouse(s)
Burhan Asaf Belge

(m. 1935; div. 1941)
Conrad Hilton Sr.

(m. 1942; div. 1947)
George Sanders

(m. 1949; div. 1954)
Herbert Hutner

(m. 1962; div. 1966)
Joshua S. Cosden, Jr.

(m. 1966; div. 1967)
Jack Ryan

(m. 1975; div. 1976)
Michael O'Hara

(m. 1976; div. 1983)
Felipe de Alba

(m. 1983; ann. 1983)
Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt

(m. 1986)

Yea man her and Elizabeth taylor
 
Like I can cut Ill some slack because he's not party bros with professional weight lifters and championship boxers. But like someone with friends like that should know that posting that you can bench 350 on a whim is a straight insult to people like that.

No. Just
No.

I'd imagine most of the nfl not on the lines can't bench 350

I will say...a majority can't.
 
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